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A bagel says a lot about a person.
For instance if a man walks into a bagel shop and says...
"Hi, Id like a plain bagel, toasted and buttered please..."
He is basically saying...
"Hi, my name is Alex, I'm white and extremely boring, I have nothing to offer and I build miniature cars in my moms basement."
Some comments:
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"Hi, I'd like an everything bagel, lightly toasted with garlic and chive cream cheese please...oh and I've got a groupon!"
He is basically saying...
"Hi, my name is Navneet, I am an application developer and I make six figures but I'm still cheap as hell and my breath smells like gym socks"
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"EVERYBODY IN THE BAGEL SHOP DROP EVERYTHING AND GET ON THE FLOOR!!! YOU THERE, PLAIN BAGEL GUY, TAKE THIS BAG AND START COLLECTING WALLETS, PURSES, AND JEWELRY. GARLIC AND CREAM CHEESE BAGEL GUY, GO DISABLE THE SECURITY SYSTEM AND HURRY! EVERYBODY ELSE STFU AND DON'T MOVE!!!"
He is basically saying...
"Hi, my name is Koohyar, I am robbing you guys and will most likely get away with it because the police report will undoubtedly describe me as 'African American male'."