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post #3976 of 5319
Someone posted this comment on a picture of my friend's pregnant wife. Our generation is the death of the English language. Soon we'll all have no choice but to switch to Canadian.

"Your totes adorbs"
Edited by Claghorn - 3/2/14 at 4:30pm
post #3977 of 5319
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Originally Posted by sonick View Post

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So if I understand it right, this person actually took the time to write that out just to post on fb.

I've been seeing this a lot lately. Seems to be part of the mainstreaming of aspergers influenced thinking. "Bleep bloop it is illogical to discuss the weather because no new information is being exchanged. Please see my detailed chart on maximizing conversational efficiency"
post #3978 of 5319
Yeah, never admit you fucked up and need to take a step back. Just keep doubling down.

I suspect most stalkers would "like" this as well.
post #3979 of 5319
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Originally Posted by lawyerdad View Post

Yeah, never admit you fucked up and need to take a step back. Just keep doubling down.

I suspect most stalkers would "like" this as well.

It didn't work for Hitler..
post #3980 of 5319
I always see this Paulo Coelho dude quoted on Facebook. Why him? confused.gif
post #3981 of 5319
He is an amazing author but a lot of these Tumblr, Facebook, etc. quotes are taken out of context.
post #3982 of 5319
"I found out that Crossfit is a lot like reverse fight club. Because the first rule of Crossfit is to never shut up about Crossfit."

Not really a dumb friend since he always does clever sayings like this on fb.
post #3983 of 5319
that's funny.
post #3984 of 5319
Agreed. I like that one.
post #3985 of 5319
He stole it from Ellen Degeneres, btw.
post #3986 of 5319
Well, then, I can rest easy knowing that my sense of humor remains edgy and progressive despite my impending move to the suburbs.
post #3987 of 5319
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Originally Posted by MrG View Post

Well, then, I can rest easy knowing that my sense of humor remains edgy and progressive despite my impending move to the suburbs and growing waistline.

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post #3988 of 5319
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Originally Posted by Douglas View Post

He stole it from Ellen Degeneres, btw.

Wouldn't surprise me then since he has a humorous post nearly everyday. It'd be hard to come up with good ones all the time. Some past ones...

"If your movie is called Final Destination 5, it’s probably not the final destination."

"Please copy and paste this to your status if you're constantly being asked to copy and paste things to your status by friends who copy and paste things to their status. Many people won't copy and paste this, but my truly sarcastic friends will copy and paste it, because they know this was copied and pasted from a dear friend in need of more stuff to copy and paste. And if you don't copy and paste it, then this means you hate puppies and bacon. And if you hate bacon, the terrorists win."

"In reference to why men can sleep with lots a women and it’s fine, but women can’t sleep with lots of men or else they’re whores. If a key opens a lot of locks, it’s a master key. But if a lock is opened by a lot of different keys, it’s just a shitty lock."

"If an illegal Immigrant fought a child molester would it be Alien Vs. Predator?"

"If there isn’t a Chinese millionaire that’s changed their name to Cha Ching then I don’t see the point of money."
post #3989 of 5319
I would defriend him immediately
post #3990 of 5319
I thought Douglas was kidding about that being an Ellen joke, but maybe not.
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Originally Posted by Piobaire View Post

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Ha. Of all the things that could happen to me, becoming a fatty is pretty unlikely. I wasn't given too many genetic advantages, but a tendency to resist weight gain is one item on that short list.
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