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post #3496 of 5028
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Originally Posted by Neo_Version 7 View Post

The only porn stars I'd kiss on the lips are the ones who don't do BJ scenes.

So you're never going to kiss a pornstar on the lips then.
post #3497 of 5028
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Originally Posted by Texasmade View Post

So you're never going to kiss a pornstar on the lips then.

There's probably a few male porn stars out there who managed to skip the stage where straight guys do gay porn just to break into the industry....
post #3498 of 5028
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Originally Posted by zarathustra View Post


Sometimes you just like feel like going out and slumming it you know? I mean those high maintenance and expensive restaurant get old after a while. They are so cold and unfeeling. Sometimes it just feels like they are going through the motions. You are always wondering why are they are nice too you.... they don't really like you... they just want you to buy more and give them more money. That free drink, was just to get you to buy two more. It all a con game to get your money.

Sometimes you don't need the expensive wine, fancy flowers or foie gras. You want to keep it real... keep it simple and get right to the point. Satisfy those carnal desires that have been lusting for something more base. Sometimes you just need a cold beer and a good BLT. You know?

no
post #3499 of 5028
FTFY
post #3500 of 5028
I are out a porn star's ass once so that's probably far beyond what Neo's willing to do.
post #3501 of 5028
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Originally Posted by otc View Post

There's probably a few male porn stars out there who managed to skip the stage where straight guys do gay porn just to break into the industry....

I must find this male porn star who's never given a blow job and have a photo taken of me giving him an awkward, puckered kiss so at last my parents will have something to display alongside the framed grip-and-grin portrait of my older brother with Rudy Giuliani.

This may be the world's most naive question, but if kisses with porn stars are for sale, is everything else negotiable too? Is that in fact the entire purpose of these porn star tours?
post #3502 of 5028
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FTFY Warning: Spoiler! (Click to show)

Which came first? Perhaps the princess one was FTFY-ing this.
post #3503 of 5028
Her porn filmography shouldn't have more than two or three movies either.
post #3504 of 5028
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Originally Posted by tagutcow View Post

This may be the world's most naive question, but if kisses with porn stars are for sale, is everything else negotiable too? Is that in fact the entire purpose of these porn star tours?

It depends on the porn star, obvs, but most will do whatever you want if you pay enough. "Porn stars" are usually more expensive than regular hookers, though.
post #3505 of 5028
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Originally Posted by Neo_Version 7 View Post

Her porn filmography shouldn't have more than two or three movies either.

Lol. Is there any girl under 30 who doesn't have more than 3 "movies" out there?
post #3506 of 5028
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Originally Posted by harvey_birdman View Post

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Originally Posted by tagutcow View Post

This may be the world's most naive question, but if kisses with porn stars are for sale, is everything else negotiable too? Is that in fact the entire purpose of these porn star tours?

It depends on the porn star, obvs, but most will do whatever you want if you pay enough. "Porn stars" are usually more expensive than regular hookers, though.

So what? Like 15 ~ 20 dollars?
post #3507 of 5028
No usually several hundred dollars more. Depends on the individual though.
post #3508 of 5028
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Originally Posted by harvey_birdman View Post

Lol. Is there any girl under 30 who doesn't have more than 3 "movies" out there?

I'm talking more along the lines of amateurs who've starred in one-and-done type of films.
post #3509 of 5028
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Originally Posted by Neo_Version 7 View Post

I'm talking more along the lines of amateurs who've starred in one-and-done type of films.

They always say they only did it once...
post #3510 of 5028
It's just to pay the college tuition
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