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post #3466 of 4941
I dunno...I could make it for 3 days without the car.

I'd be pretty hungry without that sandwich.
post #3467 of 4941
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Originally Posted by otc View Post

I dunno...I could make it for 3 days without the car.

I'd be pretty hungry without that sandwich.

you could use the car to drive to subway and have another woman make you a sandwich. There is always another woman out there willing to make you a sandwich. Dont sell yourself short.

post #3468 of 4941
Plenty of sammich makers in the sea.
post #3469 of 4941
Life is good!
post #3470 of 4941
Damn straight. FTW.... I said I wanted a sammich and got a manwich sammich with pepper jack cheese.
post #3471 of 4941
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Originally Posted by gomestar View Post

"and she hooked up with some cute guys and nobody called her a slut"

first woman that posts that in my news feed, i'm leaving a comment calling her a slut.

i am ok with the de-friending.

You should bait them and post it on your feed first and de-friend any girl that likes or leaves a positive (serious, not sarcastic) comment in response.
post #3472 of 4941
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Originally Posted by zarathustra View Post


I make a far better sandwich than any woman I've ever met.
post #3473 of 4941
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Originally Posted by harvey_birdman View Post

I make a far better sandwich than any woman I've ever met.

What are you doing out of the kitchen?
post #3474 of 4941
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Originally Posted by Neo_Version 7 View Post

What are you doing out of the kitchen?

I'm also a better criminal defense attorney than any woman I've ever met. That pays better.
post #3475 of 4941
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Originally Posted by harvey_birdman View Post

I'm also a better criminal defense attorney than any woman I've ever met. That pays better.

Since when have women been allowed to practice law?!
post #3476 of 4941
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Originally Posted by Neo_Version 7 View Post

Since when have women been allowed to practice law?!

Tell me about it.
post #3477 of 4941
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Originally Posted by Mr Martini View Post

you could use the car to drive to subway and have another woman make you a sandwich. There is always another woman out there willing to make you a sandwich. Dont sell yourself short.

I dunno about paying for sandwiches. I mean maybe if you're away on business or something, curious to try something exotic you don't see back home maybe, too lazy, too tired to get the free type maybe. But under normal circumstances you shouldn't be paying for that shit man. It won't live up to expectations anyway, and'll probably leave you with a nasty aftertaste.
post #3478 of 4941
So in that regard, sandwiches are a lot like sex
post #3479 of 4941
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Originally Posted by E,TF View Post

I dunno about paying for sandwiches. I mean maybe if you're away on business or something, curious to try something exotic you don't see back home maybe, too lazy, too tired to get the free type maybe. But under normal circumstances you shouldn't be paying for that shit man. It won't live up to expectations anyway, and'll probably leave you with a nasty aftertaste.

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Originally Posted by HRoi View Post

So in that regard, sandwiches are a lot like sex

Sometimes you just like feel like going out and slumming it you know? I mean those high maintenance and expensive restaurant get old after a while. They are so cold and unfeeling. Sometimes it just feels like they are going through the motions. You are always wondering why are they are nice too you.... they don't really like you... they just want you to buy more and give them more money. That free drink, was just to get you to buy two more. It all a con game to get your money.

Sometimes you don't need the expensive wine, fancy flowers or foie gras. You want to keep it real... keep it simple and get right to the point. Satisfy those carnal desires that have been lusting for something more base. Sometimes you just need a cold beer and a good BLT. You know?
post #3480 of 4941
Also you can get a footlong put into your mouth for about 5 bucks. Another similarity between sex and sandwiches
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