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post #3421 of 5028
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Originally Posted by kwilkinson View Post

Fuck that guy.

True Fact: Last Sunday I happened to be playing pool against a girl whom I remembered had once said something on Facebook about Wayne owing her money. I asked her about this, and the first words out of her mouth were, "Wayne Jumper? Fuck that guy."
post #3422 of 5028
A model just messaged me looking to score molly. crazy.gif
post #3423 of 5028
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Originally Posted by HRoi View Post

I'm in trouble now. My most inane, nothing to do all day FB friend has started posting bitstrips. This is the woman who posted 1200 photos of her engagement/wedding/wedding planning//honeymoon for a year and a half.

The 1200 is not an exaggeration. FML

I have a colleague like that...

50 pics of the ring,the cruise and official pictures of the couple to be and so on..

She was actually preparing her wedding a long time before he even proposed..

She is a bunny boiler..
post #3424 of 5028
we had a few wedding photos up, but nothing outrageous. A good chunk of them weren't even from us, but relatives or friends and the like. I actually liked the ones we didn't post since we got to see others having fun and not posing for the photographer.

We didn't even call our honeymoon a honeymoon (it was a few months after the wedding), so this simple fact reduced the annoyance factor by 50%.




Come to think of it, none of my friends really had any annoying wedding stuff, even though plenty have been married. The "worst" was this Italian woman i knew from high school (she looks like a bird) who always plays up her Italian-ness even though her family is plenty far removed from "home". I quick eye-roll, whatever.

A bunch of years ago, she had people over and her family cooked meatballs. "meatball madness" it was called, and it was supposed to be epic. lol, those things were awful. I am clearly biased because my wife makes her grandmother's meatball recipe, and those are the best ever. I know everybody's grandmother makes the best meatballs, blah blah blah, but I never had the opportunity to meet her grandmother so I'm biased only off of taste. She made them for me last week, and god damn were they good.
post #3425 of 5028

Every winter the same person who moved away from here insists on posting how great it is in the south and what temperature it is, or that she is hitting up the pool. She continually tries to get people to approve of her move. Noone cares. Its so pathetic. If i wanted to move to florida and wait tables i could. Some people enjoy 4 seasons.

post #3426 of 5028
Florida is awesome. It's the Floridians that make it suck
post #3427 of 5028
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Originally Posted by Mr Martini View Post

Every winter the same person who moved away from here insists on posting how great it is in the south and what temperature it is, or that she is hitting up the pool. She continually tries to get people to approve of her move. Noone cares. Its so pathetic. If i wanted to move to florida and wait tables i could. Some people enjoy 4 seasons.

If she's hot and posting pics in her bikini, why complain?
post #3428 of 5028
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Originally Posted by Neo_Version 7 View Post


If she's hot and posting pics in her bikini, why complain?

well for one we are related

post #3429 of 5028
We are all related if you go back far enough (Adam and Eve).
post #3430 of 5028
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

We are all related if you go back far enough (Adam and Eve).

Is this a response to the previous poster or a dumb Facebook post?
post #3431 of 5028
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Originally Posted by MrGimpy View Post

Is this a response to the previous poster or a dumb Facebook post?

It is a response to the previous poster. (Not a dumb Facebook post because it is true we all do go back to Adam and Eve.)
post #3432 of 5028
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

It is a response to the previous poster. (Not a dumb Facebook post because it is true we all do go back to Adam and Eve.)

but what about the non-judeo christian peoples?
post #3433 of 5028
Guy on my fb continues to post pics of his cooking that looks like vomit

post #3434 of 5028
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Originally Posted by sonick View Post

Guy on my fb continues to post pics of his cooking that looks like vomit


How do you know he isn't posting pics of his vomit that looks like cooking?
post #3435 of 5028
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

It is a response to the previous poster. (Not a dumb Facebook post because it is true we all do go back to Adam and Eve.)

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Originally Posted by acidboy View Post

but what about the non-judeo christian peoples?

We also go back to Adam and Eve, but are in denial about it.
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