I'm just going to post pictures of boats from facebook until that thing is off of the "recent images in this thread" block:
Here's my dad waiting for the wind to come up so the world championships can start (well I guess it's not technically my dad, since he is behind the camera). Photo is dumb because there isn't enough wind.
This one is dumb because that's clearly too much weight to have in a sunfish:
This one is dumb because I am tagged in it but not 100% sure it is actually me...
This one is dumb because this boat clearly can't float...why would you make a boat that can't float?
Is that thing gone yet?
Also, a lot of sailors don't wear wedding rings, and I think it is for the same reason. Only takes one thing catching on it to cause some nasty shit.