my friend: Why must people continue to refer to dogs that they have left tied on the street when they go into a store as "stolen"? If you leave your dog somewhere unattended, at best you lost it and at worst you neglected it. Would you leave your child or your iphone tied to a post in front of a store and expect it to be there when you get back?
her dumb friend: So leaving my dog on the post for two minutes so I can get a cup of coffees means that any one can take him?
me: no, but you're asking for it. dogs sell for far more money than bikes, and they are much harder to secure with proper chains (no nylon leaches or collars, remember) and locks. Thieves know this. If your coffee is so important, buy a machine on Amazon for $29.95 and give Fluffy a hug of assurance that you'll never risk it.
her dumb friend: I would have never thought to buy a coffee machine.