Things your dumb friends post on facebook

whodini · Jul 9, 2011

And then why did mutual friends "like" her Yelp cemetery check-in???

GQgeek · Jul 9, 2011

Originally Posted by bbaquiran

Here's a few from a former co-worker:

"The pessimist forever cries. The optimist never dies."
"You were meant for me, and I was meant for you."
"Jewel's "You Were Meant for Me" is filling the airwaves with love."
"A life lived without you could never be right."
"we dance, dance, dance like no one's watching."
"If you could do one thing in your life or anyone else life over, what would that "do over" event be?" -- this one got no replies
"Keep living. Keep fighting. Keep shining."
"Someday you'll find it- the rainbow connection. The lovers, the dreamers, and me."

This is a dude, btw. Nice, likeable guy IRL.

I want to vomit

APK · Jul 10, 2011

Almost as irritating as people posting stupid things on Facebook is people having their accounts compromised resulting in a mass spamming. I see at least one posting a week in my news feed that is clearly the result of someone having their account compromised.

This one girl I can barely stand as it is had her account hacked today and because we share dozens of mutual friends, my entire newsfeed was spam from her account. Someone made fun of her for it and she's getting all defensive about it. "Don't blame me!" Well, who shoulders the blame there? Wouldn't she have had to do something to allow her account to be hacked? *sigh*

Big Pun · Jul 10, 2011

Chronically single white trash girl who is fucked in the head, meats a guy. Immediately change status to "in relationship", new profile pic with them together, throngs of updates on her amazing new man. Less than a week later, "Ugh Im so over guys, theyre all so dumb" Cue peanut gallery, "you go girl!" Rinse repeat.

ugh

whodini · Jul 10, 2011

The only time people should change their relationship status is if it fits into one of the following categories: Married, Divorced, Widowed, or NEVER.

I like that last one a lot.

tagutcow · Jul 10, 2011

Sometimes those cutesy motivational sayings can actually be very clever. "The difference between try and triumph is a little umph." In any case, they seem to be more of a Twitter phenomenon.

CouttsClient · Jul 10, 2011

Originally Posted by whodini

The only time people should change their relationship status is if it fits into one of the following categories: Married, Divorced, Widowed, or NEVER. I like that last one a lot.
I tried to change my status to "In a relationship with Myself" but Facebook doesn't allow that

gort · Jul 10, 2011

I always despised when girls in college would set their relationship status to "in a relationship" with one of their girlfriends.

APK · Jul 10, 2011

Originally Posted by tagutcow

Sometimes those cutesy motivational sayings can actually be very clever.

"The difference between try and triumph is a little umph."

In any case, they seem to be more of a Twitter phenomenon.

I see sayings like that almost exclusively from some of the most uninspiring people on my friends list.

Originally Posted by gort

I always despised when girls in college would set their relationship status to "in a relationship" with one of their girlfriends.

I and many of my friends are done with college and I still see quite a bit of that.

As bad are the people have "married" as their relationship status when that isn't the case.

otc · Jul 10, 2011

Originally Posted by whodini

And then why did mutual friends "like" her Yelp cemetery check-in???

It was a Charade-style pinprick to verify death at the burial?

Originally Posted by CouttsClient

I tried to change my status to "In a relationship with Myself" but Facebook doesn't allow that
I was able to do that for a while...I used to have two accounts (maybe I still do) from when facebook first opened up from just college students to allowing in high school students. They had to be invited by a current college student and the networks were separate at first (not like now where you can join many) so I had one there. edit: I still have two...and I am super disappointed that I have less friends in common with myself than that account has friends. That means that 3 people unfriended real me but thought that high-school me was still suitable.

whodini · Jul 10, 2011

Originally Posted by gort

I always despised when girls in college would set their relationship status to "in a relationship" with one of their girlfriends.

Originally Posted by APK

I and many of my friends are done with college and I still see quite a bit of that.

Same here, and they're "married."

Pennglock · Jul 11, 2011

I thought I would interrupt this depressing thread to bring you something awesome...

Mandrake9072 · Jul 11, 2011

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Please tell me that was you! Would love to know what the reply was or whether insta-delete ensued.

Texasmade · Jul 11, 2011

Originally Posted by Pennglock

I thought I would interrupt this depressing thread to bring you something awesome...

whodini · Jul 11, 2011

Pure. Awesome.

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