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post #2926 of 5159
I'm happy to learn that I am actually something called a "cisgendered"
post #2927 of 5159
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Originally Posted by Douglas View Post

Third gender? I thought those were called kwilk-o-sexuals.

I thought that was when you were straight up missing a chromosome?
post #2928 of 5159
I don't even know what that means.
post #2929 of 5159
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Originally Posted by kwilkinson View Post

I don't even know what that means.

You're too cis to understand
post #2930 of 5159
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But this isn't some men's rights movement assault on women
Actually it is, dude. Did you not get the memo? We voted on it and everything.
post #2931 of 5159
I sort of knew a dude who accidentally started a mens rights group in college (as in we knew each other's names and had a class or two together).

He wrote a satire column in the school paper poking fun of the Women In Business student group about a new group he would call Men In Power

Of course there was some outcry...then there was some national news pickup (that missed that it was a joke) so the guy just decided to run with it and take the TV interviews and national newspaper articles. I think he got it turned into a registered student organization with funding and everything (renamed to "Men Initiating Progress") although I doubt it still exists today.



Edit: according to facebook, he just passed the bar. Good for him.
post #2932 of 5159
Now that you closed-minded, retrograde bigots are done making jokes, I have a serious question:

If I fill a cistern with, say, rocks (or some other non-liquid material that needs storage), does that make it a transtern?
post #2933 of 5159
Okay, here is a reason why not to have dumb friends on FB:

http://money.cnn.com/2013/08/26/technology/social/facebook-credit-score/index.html?hpt=hp_t2
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But some financial lending companies have found that social connections can be a good indicator of a person's creditworthiness.

One such company, Lenddo, determines if you're friends on Facebook (FB) with someone who was late paying back a loan to Lenddo. If so, that's bad news for you. It's even worse news if the delinquent friend is someone you frequently interact with.

"It turns out humans are really good at knowing who is trustworthy and reliable in their community," said Jeff Stewart, a co-founder and CEO of Lenddo. "What's new is that we're now able to measure through massive computing power."

So you thought seeing the pathetic lives of your former friends was harmless voyeurism and schadenfreude for you? Not so, Sonny Jim, it's lowering your credit score!
post #2934 of 5159
i have taken to twitter for my ventings. I don't trust that my Facebook friends can handle me.
post #2935 of 5159
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Originally Posted by Piobaire View Post

Okay, here is a reason why not to have dumb friends on FB:

http://money.cnn.com/2013/08/26/technology/social/facebook-credit-score/index.html?hpt=hp_t2
So you thought seeing the pathetic lives of your former friends was harmless voyeurism and schadenfreude for you? Not so, Sonny Jim, it's lowering your credit score!

They seem to work mostly with micro financing in developing countries.
post #2936 of 5159
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Originally Posted by Piobaire View Post

Okay, here is a reason why not to have dumb friends on FB:

http://money.cnn.com/2013/08/26/technology/social/facebook-credit-score/index.html?hpt=hp_t2
So you thought seeing the pathetic lives of your former friends was harmless voyeurism and schadenfreude for you? Not so, Sonny Jim, it's lowering your credit score!

They seem to work mostly with micro financing in developing countries.
post #2937 of 5159
My cousin posted a pic of his face after a badminton injury. He took a shuttlecock to the eye socket...the injury doesn't look bad at all, there's barely any bruising so he's just being a baby.

So I responded - don't be such a baby, this isn't the first time you've had a cock in your eye. He's loaded for revenge now so I'm not going to be posting anything on FB for awhile lol8[1].gif
post #2938 of 5159
Stumbling down a facebook rabbit hole of rural high school dropouts who party hard and have lots of sex it's hard not to regret some of my life choices. Their news feeds look so much more fun than the stupid shit my 'friends' post.
post #2939 of 5159
back to my female bodybuilder "friend":

"And then there is this beast. You may not know it, but you remind me everyday to stay lighthearted and enjoy things as they are. Your enthusiasm for life is beautiful. When I don't feel like working hard I think of all the hard work you put in to be where you are today. Thank YOU for making me better, everyday."

picture of her lifting a bar of weights. Kawasaki motorcycle on kickstand in the distance. 'Merican flag hanging above it.
post #2940 of 5159
^ speaking of which, I'm getting so sick of these crossfit people. yeah sure you can do burpees while your strung up and all... but, no. one. cares.
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