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post #2746 of 4492
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

Sounds like something Brandon White would post on his lady's account. Except for that he would probably be able to spell his own name right.

As I said, this isn't anything out of the blue, it's entirely consistent with her past facebook behavior.

When I did actually meet her that one time, she told me, "I'm going to go fly out to Las Vegas and become a porn star! bounce2.gif" while pumping her fists in the air with glee. It was the one time in my life when I truly made the "NOT SURE IF SRS" face.
post #2747 of 4492
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Originally Posted by tagutcow View Post

As I said, this isn't anything out of the blue, it's entirely consistent with her past facebook behavior.

When I did actually meet her that one time, she told me, "I'm going to go fly out to Las Vegas and become a porn star! bounce2.gif" while pumping her fists in the air with glee. It was the one time in my life when I truly made the "NOT SURE IF SRS" face.

You should try to make love to her to see how well she does her part of the act, if you see what I'm driving at.
post #2748 of 4492
It sounds like her phone number will come in handy one of these days...
post #2749 of 4492
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

You should try to make love to her to see how well she does her part of the act, if you see what I'm driving at.

After I got the number I tried calling her a few times, and every time she said she was too shit-faced drunk to do anything. She's a complete walking disaster. A few months ago she got pregnant, and- oh no- lost the baby, and then went on an insouciant drinking binge. I prefer not even to think about the circumstances of her miscarriage.
post #2750 of 4492
hey, if she's good enough to be Brandon White's cum dumpster, let's not be picky...
post #2751 of 4492
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Originally Posted by tagutcow View Post

After I got the number I tried calling her a few times, and every time she said she was too shit-faced drunk to do anything. She's a complete walking disaster. A few months ago she got pregnant, and- oh no- lost the baby, and then went on an insouciant drinking binge. I prefer not even to think about the circumstances of her miscarriage.

this is very inappropriate behavior for a cum dumpster. I am appalled.
post #2752 of 4492
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Originally Posted by tagutcow View Post

After I got the number I tried calling her a few times, and every time she said she was too shit-faced drunk to do anything. She's a complete walking disaster. A few months ago she got pregnant, and- oh no- lost the baby, and then went on an insouciant drinking binge. I prefer not even to think about the circumstances of her miscarriage.

She will be perfect for Conne..
post #2753 of 4492
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

Lately I've seen my Facebook friends posting cryptically about how they've been betrayed by their friends. It's like they live in pro wrestling world, where there have to be heel turns every once in a while to keep the stories interesting, sort of like that time in 1981 when Terry Gordy betrayed Michael Hayes and thereby broke up the Fabulous Freebirds. (Don't worry, they teamed up again in 1982.)

It's like when Chavo Guerrero betrayed Rey Mysterio. I'll never forgive him for that.
post #2754 of 4492
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Originally Posted by harvey_birdman View Post

It's like when Chavo Guerrero betrayed Rey Mysterio. I'll never forgive him for that.

Let's not forget the Eddy Guerrero "I'm your Pappi" moment.
post #2755 of 4492
Quote: "I'm gonna masturbate until I hate myself."
post #2756 of 4492
Damn, I only have to have a second scoop of ice cream and I hate myself.
post #2757 of 4492
The world record is 32 times in a day.
Any takers?
post #2758 of 4492
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Originally Posted by donjuan17 View Post

The world record is 32 times in a day.
Any takers?

32 times in one day? I think you're pulling our cranks...
post #2759 of 4492
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Originally Posted by harvey_birdman View Post

It's like when Chavo Guerrero betrayed Rey Mysterio. I'll never forgive him for that.

or like when edge stole lita from matt hardy. totally unforgivable.
post #2760 of 4492
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Originally Posted by donjuan17 View Post

The world record is 32 times in a day.
Any takers?

Fairly confident I beat that back in October of '92. That was before I had a driver's license and before I could drink.
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