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post #2731 of 5159
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

Lately I've seen my Facebook friends posting cryptically about how they've been betrayed by their friends. It's like they live in pro wrestling world, where there have to be heel turns every once in a while to keep the stories interesting, sort of like that time in 1981 when Terry Gordy betrayed Michael Hayes and thereby broke up the Fabulous Freebirds. (Don't worry, they teamed up again in 1982.)

Do they talk about "haters"? Those are the best. Bitch, you work part-time at Rite Aid. You don't have haters. You just have people that don't like you, probably because you are a terrible person.
post #2732 of 5159
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Edward Snowden is the Jesus of Libertarians?
post #2733 of 5159
If I were hiding out in a Hong Kong hotel, fearing that at any moment some kind of unofficial assassin employed by a government I'd just betrayed was out to kill me, I would literally cream myself over the idea of getting lots of facebook likes.
post #2734 of 5159
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Originally Posted by Blackhood View Post

If I were hiding out in a Hong Kong hotel, fearing that at any moment some kind of unofficial assassin employed by a government I'd just betrayed was out to kill me, I would literally cream myself over the idea of getting lots of facebook likes.

At least it's a flattering photo.
post #2735 of 5159

neeeeeeerrrrrrd

post #2736 of 5159
Hey, did you get a load of the nerd?
post #2737 of 5159
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

Lately I've seen my Facebook friends posting cryptically about how they've been betrayed by their friends. It's like they live in pro wrestling world, where there have to be heel turns every once in a while to keep the stories interesting, sort of like that time in 1981 when Terry Gordy betrayed Michael Hayes and thereby broke up the Fabulous Freebirds. (Don't worry, they teamed up again in 1982.)

but there are also times that they don't team up again, or if they do its just a shadow of their former team. like when shawn michaels superkicked marty jannetty through a window.
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post #2739 of 5159
Creepers gonna creep.
post #2740 of 5159
1. Otherwise intelligent female friends who eagerly and repeatedly repost stupid article, cartoons, and such recycling the meme of "If all of your relationships with men keep failing in the same way, it must because all men suffer from the same fundamental defects - it certainly isn't you, girl!"
2. Guys who eagerly and repeatedly "like" said posts and add self-flagellating comments agreeing that men are really, really terrible in order to prove that they are the sort of sensitive, communicative man women say they are desperately searching for.

I'm not sure which I find more pathetic and annoying. (I'm lying. I really do.)
post #2741 of 5159
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Originally Posted by lawyerdad View Post

1. Otherwise intelligent female friends who eagerly and repeatedly repost stupid article, cartoons, and such recycling the meme of "If all of your relationships with men keep failing in the same way, it must because all men suffer from the same fundamental defects - it certainly isn't you, girl!"
2. Guys who eagerly and repeatedly "like" said posts and add self-flagellating comments agreeing that men are really, really terrible in order to prove that they are the sort of sensitive, communicative man women say they are desperately searching for.

I'm not sure which I find more pathetic and annoying. (I'm lying. I really do.)

3. Said guys never realize that only friend zones them and they will never lay that hot girl complaining about guys that treat her like shit.
post #2742 of 5159
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Originally Posted by Piobaire View Post

3. Said guys never realize that only friend zones them and they will never lay that hot girl complaining about guys that treat her like shit.

Yep.
post #2743 of 5159

YOLO and did I forget to mention?

YOLO!

post #2744 of 5159
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I feel like Brandon whites personal cum dump right now smile.gif — with Brandon White.

I don't even know why I'm singling this comment out, this chick has been a turboslut trainwreck for as long as she's been my facebook friend.

The punchline is: I have her phone number. She forced it on me last year when I passed by her flat iron kiosk at the mall.
post #2745 of 5159
Sounds like something Brandon White would post on his lady's account. Except for that he would probably be able to spell his own name right.
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