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post #2611 of 5456
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Originally Posted by Bhowie View Post

SCIENTIST NOT CULTIST!!!!!

THE PLANET IS DYINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!
post #2612 of 5456
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Originally Posted by Piobaire View Post

Agree with that; she should pick her friends more carefully, IMO. However, you have to admit there is something incongruously funny about a person seeking religious solace, and in the same conversation, repeatedly telling folks she "dgaf" and to "fuck off."

I saw someone on the net post "The best thing about becoming Christian is that it pisses off all of you liberal pussies."

Munchausen 21:13 And Jesus said unto him "Suck it, bitch", and he did give him the middle finger, and drop his microphone as he didst walk off stage.
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Is it possible to "sticky" a FB post so that my poast is perpetually at the top of my friends' feeds?

Because my sticky post will say "no I do not want to play candy crush saga so stop fucking asking me!!!"
post #2614 of 5456
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Originally Posted by munchausen View Post

I was about to say, Nick is looking for some booty right thur.

Obviously, I have some designs on her (that, in all likelihood, I'll never get a chance to act upon,) but there might be something to this:
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Ashley
Thank You Nick for bringing me food smile.gif your awesome
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cloud.gifDAMN YOU NICK! cloud.gif
post #2615 of 5456
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Originally Posted by Piobaire View Post

Also, what book of the bible is the "dgaf" verse in?
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Later on, God asked Cain "Where is Abel your brother?" Cain replied, "I know not: Am I my brother's keeper?" After this, God cursed Cain
post #2616 of 5456
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Originally Posted by FLMountainMan View Post

Yeah, they clearly missed Jesus' many admonitions against dropping F-bombs.

I can't imagine Jesus sitting around drinking wine with hookers and fishermen saying "hey no F-bombs in front of the ladies". (in Aramaic of course)
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Originally Posted by Fang66 View Post

I can't imagine Jesus sitting around drinking wine with hookers and fishermen saying "hey no F-bombs in front of the ladies". (in Aramaic of course)

Or saying "God hates fags." Fangs maybe, but not fags laugh.gif
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Originally Posted by FLMountainMan View Post

Or saying "God hates fags." Fangs maybe, but not fags laugh.gif

Everyone else might think I'm a cunt but Jesus loves me. cloud.gif
post #2619 of 5456
Facebook - is full of dumb asses, no i do not want to know about your daily routines and no i do not want to see your ugly face everyday stood in front of a mirror posing.
post #2620 of 5456
That actually describes SF more than it does FB.
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I wonder how Miranda Lambert would feel knowing this was posted by "American White History Month".

Let's see… using "less" for a countable noun, inappropriate possessive apostrophe, and Comic Sans… it's a hat trick!
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"My son is full of surprises, just yesterday after a very nice sermon that spoke about eternal life, I took him to target. As I am trying to smother him like I always do ( he doesn't like it too much) I told him that I was going to hug and kiss him till he was 100 years old. He sai "mom, when I'm 100 years old I'm gonna be in the sky with papa chuz" which in my family it means with Jesus .. It's crazy how he knows that!"

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Sometimes I hang out in the sky with Papa Chuz, which basically kicks ass as a thing to do.
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Originally Posted by oscarm View Post

Facebook - is full of dumb asses, no i do not want to know about your daily routines and no i do not want to see your ugly face everyday stood in front of a mirror posing.

NM
post #2625 of 5456
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

Sometimes I hang out in the sky with Papa Chuz, which basically kicks ass as a thing to do.

do you get sechs?
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