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Originally Posted by munchausen View Post

*dumb academic shit*


Well, he's got the bullshit academic doublespeak down, so that's a good start!
post #2582 of 5326
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Originally Posted by Gibonius View Post

Well, he's got the bullshit academic doublespeak down, so that's a good start!

It's more psychobabble than academic talk. Also, this was posted by a woman.
post #2583 of 5326
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Originally Posted by Gibonius View Post

Very much an aside, but what kind of loon would propose at the end of a marathon? "Oh, I know you're exhausted and gross and sweaty and probably not quite in your right mind, but hey, wanna get married?"

very simple really: instead of a ring you present her with a chocolate bar as you propose.

guaranteed acceptance.
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I'm seeing a lot of facebook friends complaining about all the hardships they suffer because, by golly, they are just too loving and too caring and too self-sacrificing. They give so much, but their Herculean efforts always go unappreciated.

I swear, is anyone in the whole world appreciated to approximately the right degree? Or is everyone on the planet underappreciated?
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

I'm seeing a lot of facebook friends complaining about all the hardships they suffer because, by golly, they are just too loving and too caring and too self-sacrificing. They give so much, but their Herculean efforts always go unappreciated.

I swear, is anyone in the whole world appreciated to approximately the right degree? Or is everyone on the planet underappreciated?

I dunno. I cooked some people a steak and opened a bottle of decent wine last night and they acted like I was the son of God, so I might be overappreciated.
post #2586 of 5326
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Originally Posted by munchausen View Post

I dunno. I cooked some people a steak and opened a bottle of decent wine last night and they acted like I was the son of God, so I might be overappreciated.

That can be a hardship too, though, because you're only human after all. Maybe you should post about your hardship on Facebook.
post #2587 of 5326
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Originally Posted by munchausen View Post

I dunno. I cooked some people a steak and opened a bottle of decent wine last night and they acted like I was the son of God, so I might be overappreciated.
you ARE a son of God, munch. Jesus our Lord and Savior died on the cross so you could cook that steak. at least I think that's what my feed said at 2:30 am this morning
post #2588 of 5326
Not a lot of 4/20 bullcrap this year, surprisingly.
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Caption this photo!
post #2590 of 5326
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Originally Posted by tagutcow View Post

Caption this photo!

Okay, I'll go:

Tagutcow hates it when Hooters girls steal his condors.

edit: …after sexX0ring him.
Edited by tagutcow - 4/21/13 at 5:59pm
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Originally Posted by tagutcow View Post

Caption this photo!

Douchebag captures another victim.
post #2592 of 5326
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Originally Posted by Piobaire View Post

Douchebag captures another victim.

You really suck at this comedy thing, Pio.
post #2593 of 5326
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Originally Posted by tagutcow View Post

You really suck at this comedy thing everything, Pio.

FTFY.
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Originally Posted by Piobaire View Post

FTFY.

Don't say that, now, you're good at a lot of things. For instance, you rule at cold, heartless Capitalism!
post #2595 of 5326
And smoking meats.
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