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post #2566 of 4492
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Originally Posted by Blackhood View Post

I have yet to meet anyone who's friendship I value more highly than the amount of hatred I have for people who talk about their religion. I wouldn't hesitate to delete someone for posting that kind of bullshit about their imaginary leader.

Well bully for you. If the above is an example of "Bible thumping", I have to wonder how much of this supposed Bible-thumping is actually just professions of personal religious faith. It's certainly much preferable to the ignorant and snotty broadsides against the religious I regularly have to endure from the irreligious, only in their case I'm sure not to delete them, so that I can continually correct their demonstrably false assertions, until they either relent from posting them, or are compelled to delete me.
post #2567 of 4492
Both your behaviors sound insufferable, personally.
post #2568 of 4492
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Originally Posted by deadly7 View Post

Both your behaviors sound insufferable, personally.

I'm actually the best facebook friend you'll ever have. It's true! Don't ask me, ask any of my facebook friends!
post #2569 of 4492
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Originally Posted by tagutcow View Post

I'm actually the best facebook friend you'll ever have. It's true! Don't ask me, ask any of my facebook friends!

You make a better MySpace friend.
post #2570 of 4492
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Originally Posted by Neo_Version 7 View Post

You make a better MySpace friend.

And believe me, I'm counting the days until JT resurrects it to its former glory. I mean, have you seen him on Saturday Night Live? The guy can do anything!

You'd be the ultimate Xanga friend.

edit: And on We Heart It, the borders of your identity would gradually dissolve away as you expand outwards into the great sea of Neo-ness.
Edited by tagutcow - 4/15/13 at 4:31pm
post #2571 of 4492
it's not the end of the world (SWIDT?) but sometimes I wish it wasn't 60% of my fucking feed. they're all family and good people, so I'm not unfriending them either
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What luck! I am self-actualizating through completion of my doctoral dissertation work. Very few people ever achieve such a moment in their lives.
post #2573 of 4492
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Originally Posted by tagutcow View Post

Well bully for you. If the above is an example of "Bible thumping", I have to wonder how much of this supposed Bible-thumping is actually just professions of personal religious faith. It's certainly much preferable to the ignorant and snotty broadsides against the religious I regularly have to endure from the irreligious, only in their case I'm sure not to delete them, so that I can continually correct their demonstrably false assertions, until they either relent from posting them, or are compelled to delete me.


God commands you to share!
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Originally Posted by tagutcow View Post

I'm actually the best facebook friend you'll ever have. It's true! Don't ask me, ask any of my facebook friends!

yes he's the best.
the. best.
post #2574 of 4492

LMS status

Asking for likes

mostly 13 year olds rule fb now
 

post #2575 of 4492
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***A MUST READ***
A man of 32 years, was smoking, while smoking his cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said:'God, that's for you.'
He died at the age of 32 of LUNG CANCER in a horrible manner.
The man who built the Titanic
After the construction of Titanic, a reporter asked him how safe the Titanic would be.
With an ironic tone he said: 'Not even God can sink it'
The result: I think you all know what happened to the Titanic
Marilyn Monroe (Actress)
She was visited by Billy Graham during a presentation of a show.
He said the Spirit of God had sent him to preach to her.
After hearing what the Preacher had to say, she said:
'I don't need your Jesus'.
A week later, she was found dead in her apartment
Bon Scott (Singer)
The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he sang:
'Don't stop me; I'm going down all the way, down the highway to hell'.
On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he had been choked by his own vomit.
Campinas (IN 2005)
In Campinas , Brazil a group of friends, drunk, went to pick up a friend.....
The mother accompanied her to the car and was so worried about the drunkenness of her friends and she said to the daughter holding her hand, who was already seated in the car:
'My Daughter, Go With God And May He Protect You.'
She responded: 'Only If He (God) Travels In The Trunk, Cause Inside Here.....It's Already Full '
Hours later, news came by that they had been involved in a fatal accident, everyone had died, the car could not be recognized what type of car it had been, but surprisingly, the trunk was intact.
The police said there was no way the trunk could have remained intact. To their surprise, inside the trunk was a crate of eggs, none was broken Christine Hewitt (Jamaican Journalist & entertainer) said the Bible (Word of God) was the worst book ever written.
In June 2006 she was found burnt beyond recognition in her motor vehicle.
Many more important people have forgotten that there is no other name that was given so much authority as the name of Jesus.
Many have died, but only Jesus died and rise again, and he is still alive....
'Jesus'
I have done my part by sharing this with you, Jesus said 'If you are embarrassed about me,
I will also be embarrassed about you before my father.'
You are my 8 in 8 seconds. I am not breaking this.. No way!
I'M TOLD THIS WORKS!!!!! Bishop T..D. Jakes '8 Second Prayer.' Just repeat this prayer and see how God moves!!

'Lord, I love you and I need you, come into my heart, and bless me, my family, my home, and my friends, in Jesus' name. Amen.'
Pass this message round by a simple like and type "Amen"
You will receive a miracle tomorrow. I Hope that you don't ignore.

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post #2576 of 4492
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Jesus said 'If you are embarrassed about me,
I will also be embarrassed about you before my father.'
:O I must have missed this scripture in Sunday school.

Or was this not Jesus Christ but Jesus the friendly Latino gentleman who cuts my grass with his riding mower every Wednesday
post #2577 of 4492
it just boggles the mind how people would make up stories based on pictures from tragedies... what a fucked up world we truly live in

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and for something lighter...
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Wine in stemless glasses!
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Dildo Vineyards?
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Originally Posted by acidboy View Post

it just boggles the mind how people would make up stories based on pictures from tragedies... what a fucked up world we truly live in


Very much an aside, but what kind of loon would propose at the end of a marathon? "Oh, I know you're exhausted and gross and sweaty and probably not quite in your right mind, but hey, wanna get married?"
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