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Originally Posted by tagutcow View Post




What's with this urge to Yakov Smirnoff-ize all folk wisdom?

Or rather, what's with this urge to folk wisdom-ize Yakov Smirnoff?
post #2327 of 5467
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Originally Posted by donjuan17 View Post

I find that people who write these things are usually the sad unattractive bunch. 

They feel the need to shower everyone with their "great personality" 

Fuckers.

As it happens, the girl who posted this is among the least attractive of my facebook friends (I know her through karoke,) although- contrary to what people here seem to think- a fondness for mawkish platitudes runs the full spectrum of attractiveness.

There are some viral aphorisms I think are genuinely clever (ex: "The difference between 'try' and 'triumph' is a little 'umph',") although this one is just a disaster in every sense.
post #2328 of 5467
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Originally Posted by tagutcow View Post

As it happens, the girl who posted this is among the least attractive of my facebook friends (I know her through karoke,) although- contrary to what people here seem to think- a fondness for mawkish platitudes runs the full spectrum of attractiveness.

There are some viral aphorisms I think are genuinely clever (ex: "The difference between 'try' and 'triumph' is a little 'umph',") although this one is just a disaster in every sense.

I respectfully disagree. While physical attractiveness might run the gamut, actual attractiveness does not. The hot chicks who subscribe to that shit have been seriously damaged. Either incest survivors or bat shit crazy chicks. No exceptions.
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I am going to e-strangle the next motherfucker who shares the fucking story about the boy borrowing $50 so he can buy an hour of his dad's time

can we make up one of these stupid ass tearjerkers just to troll the morons who repost them?
post #2330 of 5467
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Originally Posted by harvey_birdman View Post

I respectfully disagree. While physical attractiveness might run the gamut, actual attractiveness does not. The hot chicks who subscribe to that shit have been seriously damaged. Either incest survivors or bat shit crazy chicks. No exceptions.

I thought you liked the damaged ones?
post #2331 of 5467
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Originally Posted by Fang66 View Post

I thought you liked the damaged ones?

Fair point.
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Originally Posted by HRoi View Post

I am going to e-strangle the next motherfucker who shares the fucking story about the boy borrowing $50 so he can buy an hour of his dad's time

can we make up one of these stupid ass tearjerkers just to troll the morons who repost them?

I'm also fed up with that shite getting trough my FB account..icon_gu_b_slayer[1].gif

I'm not interested in the Share if you have a great sister/brother/mum/wife/children/dog/turtle/gynecologist and so on...

The worse ones I have seen lately is the one telling you I dare you to share it..
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The one has been circulating around my feed is the "For every like = 5 situps, re-post if you're brave"
If you want to work out just do it. No need to attention whore it up.

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I have an old high school friend that just finished up one of those mudder events (or something like that) in Arizona and she's made about 27 posts PER DAY in regards to it over the last week or so. She's posted everything from pics of the event to pictures of bruises and cuts, it's really disgusting. The biggest problem are all the replies saying "you go girl!" and the like that continue to encourage her rediculous posing.
 

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This thread has inspired me to close my Facebook account. I'm not exactly sure why I opened it in the first place, but it's a relief to have it out of my life. I did manage to get an eclectic group that included the Tea Party, the NRA, the Landmark Forum, the Dalai Lama and Joan Rivers and Zegna. I don't think I actually met more than about 10% of my "friends". They too were an interesting collection ranging from tree huggers to an actual Nazi.

What's interesting about closing your account is that when you do it, two or three photos of your "friends" become enlarged on your screen with the legend "they will miss you". I found that a hoot and well worth in closing the account. Going through life without a Facebook account is kind of liberating. It's like that two or three day period. when your cell phone is broken. At first it's a little annoying, but that's followed by a period of peace and tranquility.
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You're kind of inspiring me. I'm probably one unhinged Obama bitchfest away from shuttering mine.
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You'll be back. They all come back.
post #2338 of 5467
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Originally Posted by upthewazzu View Post

I have an old high school friend that just finished up one of those mudder events (or something like that) in Arizona and she's made about 27 posts PER DAY in regards to it over the last week or so. She's posted everything from pics of the event to pictures of bruises and cuts, it's really disgusting. The biggest problem are all the replies saying "you go girl!" and the like that continue to encourage her rediculous posing.

 

Ridiculous people must be encouraged and groomed for entertainment purposes..
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I'm a Christian and all that stuff offends me.

Except for murdering albinos— that's just good clean fun!
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Originally Posted by lasbar View Post

Ridiculous people must be encouraged and groomed for entertainment purposes..

Yes lasbar, we know you're into grooming.
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