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post #2296 of 5034
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Originally Posted by Thomas View Post

Someone somewhere posted a picture of two baby platypuses, and every 30th comment is either "WHERE's PERRY?" or "Oh, there you are, Perry!"

I'm liking those comments, don't care who posted them.

Who is Perry?

I saw wild ornithorhynchus when I was a child, very rare to see them.


Too bad man's wife has camera palsy.
post #2297 of 5034
I hate platypuses. The bastard love child of a mammal and a duck. Fuck them.
post #2298 of 5034
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Originally Posted by harvey_birdman View Post

I hate platypuses. The bastard love child of a mammal and a duck. Fuck them.

My drive to do you an harm might just be the only thing that could get me to enter the quagmire you call your homeland.
post #2299 of 5034
I have hopes to visit your third world nation sometime in the next year or so. We can meet there for a showdown.
post #2300 of 5034
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Originally Posted by Fang66 View Post

Who is Perry?

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post #2301 of 5034
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Originally Posted by Thomas View Post

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Thank you.
post #2302 of 5034
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Originally Posted by harvey_birdman View Post

I have hopes to visit your third world nation sometime in the next year or so. We can meet there for a showdown.

Pistols or swords?
post #2303 of 5034

I just read this: "Each year, half prettier and double drunk." I don't know if that is the correct translation, but she basically says that every year she's getting uglier but she get drunk more times. What is that? eh.gif No self respect right there. 

post #2304 of 5034
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Pistols or swords?

It wouldn't be fair getting into a sword-fight with you, mine is much bigger.
post #2305 of 5034
I think I know her - or at least her type. Divorced, over 35. Maybe a kid, probably a few cats.
post #2306 of 5034
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Originally Posted by Thomas View Post

I think I know her - or at least her type. Divorced, over 35. Maybe a kid, probably a few cats.

 

Is this for my comment? If yes, no, she's 24, not divorced, no kids... but she's fat. Hahaha. 

post #2307 of 5034
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Originally Posted by harvey_birdman View Post

It wouldn't be fair getting into a sword-fight with you, mine is much bigger.

Hey! Mine might be short but at least it's pointy.
post #2308 of 5034

This girl is trying to get rid of the puppy she just got.  i guess it chewed up somethings when she wasnt home. In the past 2 years she has gotten and then given away 3 cats. Its seriously annoying. She always blames them on being bad. I just want to tell her," you're 0-4 for pets, its probably not the animals that's the issue"


Edited by Mr Martini - 2/21/13 at 1:31pm
post #2309 of 5034
Well, she needs to hear that, and you're probably not the only one thinking this. Tell her.
post #2310 of 5034
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Originally Posted by Thomas View Post

Well, she needs to hear that, and you're probably not the only one thinking this. Tell her.

I would but her and i's relationship isnt the greatest. We use to get in a ton of fights before she married my best friend. I keep my mouth shut anymore so that i can maintain a relationship with my friend. 

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