Things your dumb friends post on facebook - Page 153

I'm not sure about the science here, but yoga chyxX0rz get a universal would-hit from me.

It really doesn't seem like it would be that hard. It actually looks like it would be kind of fun. But god damn, do the people who do it and brag about it make me never want to have anything to do with it. Bunch of former-fratboy now-finance bros living in their highrise condos who think it helps them stay manly between salon visits. I mean...people I know who have run marathons brag about it less.

Playing in the mud is plenty of fun...and I love doing it, but I also do it when there's not any organized bragging opportunity. Not sure I need to pay $150 for the privilege (although the obstacles would be fun).

holy cow $150 to do that??? eek.

I read this threak and the stupid political one and wonder how many friendships have ended or at least cooled due to FB.

Bogans, but they could pull me with some oil as long as they STFU.

I would supply man oil for her to gargle.

I did Tough Mudder and didn't mention it on Facebook.

I have, however, now bragged on an online queer culture forum about not having bragged on Facebook about Tough Mudder.

Who you calling cultured, mother effer?

I meant it in the sense of grown or farmed at the bottom of the ocean, not sophisticated.

you mean like mold? I resemble that remark!

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So, every so often I get into it with someone who's offended that a particular retailer or service provider makes a decision that goes against their personal preferences (but makes good business sense. At times, I've been the poster boy for Not Thinking Things Through, but even I can see through some of these arguments and chuckle.

It was bitchy of me. Would it help if I said I was thinking less of mold and more of pearl necklaces?

So we're talking p0rn now??

Too much urban dictionarying going on in this thread.

Someone somewhere posted a picture of two baby platypuses, and every 30th comment is either "WHERE's PERRY?" or "Oh, there you are, Perry!"

I'm liking those comments, don't care who posted them.

^ Platypuses are mad underrated, b. Love them little motherfuckers.