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2/15/13 at 12:55pm

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Originally Posted by MrGimpy

Rules for Christian porn are here.

That is a great find.

"Fisting and God's Will."

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2/15/13 at 2:10pm

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Originally Posted by harvey_birdman

That is a great find.

"Fisting and God's Will."

I find the threesome rules encouraging.

Two guys=Not God's will
Two girls=Walking in the light of Christ

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2/16/13 at 7:55am

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Speaking of God's will, I have to say that I'm continually disheartened by the tenor of a lot of my friends' "God's Will" posts in which it's suggested that you need only wait and God will take very good care of you.

FWIW, this is not far removed from what little I took from The Secret phenomenon from years past (you just have to want it bad enough and the Unspecified Universal Will shall take care of you). Except, you can't really want it because then it wasn't God's Will.

And then some are more overt, in that you're supposed to put your life in God's hands - well, what exactly do you mean by this? Am I Supposed to pray and ask divine guidance on what to have for breakfast that morning? Whether to turn right on red? Hey, God - if you're really going to provide, should I bother going in to work today, or do you have my back on the mortgage payment this month?

I mean, where does this shit come from?

(I say this, while observing Lent, no less. Go ahead, cast your stones, cruel StyleForum).

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2/16/13 at 8:08am

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^ You should talk to why. I remember he was a big fan of The Secret.

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2/16/13 at 8:22am

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Originally Posted by Thomas

Speaking of God's will, I have to say that I'm continually disheartened by the tenor of a lot of my friends' "God's Will" posts in which it's suggested that you need only wait and God will take very good care of you.

FWIW, this is not far removed from what little I took from The Secret phenomenon from years past (you just have to want it bad enough and the Unspecified Universal Will shall take care of you). Except, you can't really want it because then it wasn't God's Will.

And then some are more overt, in that you're supposed to put your life in God's hands - well, what exactly do you mean by this? Am I Supposed to pray and ask divine guidance on what to have for breakfast that morning? Whether to turn right on red? Hey, God - if you're really going to provide, should I bother going in to work today, or do you have my back on the mortgage payment this month?

I mean, where does this shit come from?

(I say this, while observing Lent, no less. Go ahead, cast your stones, cruel StyleForum).

Hope and change. It's part of the human condition.

(I say this while 8 miles out in the woods drinking a beer I smuggled in while sitting in the freezing cold trying to start a fire to make some coffee. Go ahead, cast your stones, cruel Style Forum)

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2/16/13 at 8:25am

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Originally Posted by Neo_Version 7

^ You should talk to why. I remember he was a big fan of The Secret.

I tried that a while back, but he answered my every question with "It's a Secret"

or, "Why do you want to know?"

he's so funny.

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Originally Posted by harvey_birdman

Hope and change. It's part of the human condition.

(I say this while 8 miles out in the woods drinking a beer I smuggled in while sitting in the freezing cold trying to start a fire to make some coffee. Go ahead, cast your stones, cruel Style Forum)

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2/16/13 at 2:48pm

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Originally Posted by harvey_birdman

Hope and change. It's part of the human condition.

(I say this while 8 miles out in the woods drinking a beer I smuggled in while sitting in the freezing cold trying to start a fire to make some coffee. Go ahead, cast your stones, cruel Style Forum)

OK I've got to ask. Why are you 8 miles in the woods? Unless you've committed some major crime and are running from the FBI, what's the point? If you have committed some major crime and are being pursued by the FBI, then for God's sake (figure of speech) stop posting. They can track you using some Internet technology I don't understand but am sure exists. BTW if you have to smuggle alcohol, don't do beer, too bulky. Go with Everclear (200 proof) or !51 rum.

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2/18/13 at 8:54am

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Someone just posted that she was tricked into watching 2 girls 1 cup

...another person responded that 2001 wants its memes back

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2/18/13 at 12:46pm

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Kristen Musto has the comment you need to read on this one.

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2/18/13 at 1:35pm

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Originally Posted by Thomas

Hey, God - if you're really going to provide, should I bother going in to work today, or do you have my back on the mortgage payment this month?

I mean, where does this shit come from?

Considering your mortgage rate is most likely usurious; I'd say yeah, if he exists, God should have your back.

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2/18/13 at 3:24pm