"If it exists, there's a Christian version of it (including porn.) I'm undecided, in most cases, whether this phenomenon is a forthright living-out of the Biblical ethos of "whatever you do, do everything for the glory of God", or a cynical attempt at fleecing Christians who believe Christians are inherently more trustworthy."
I'm going with the latter and just sorry I didn't think of it first. I can't imagine Christian porn. I mean I can imagine that it may exist, but it's something I just don't want to see. I'm not being anit Christian here, I don't want to see the porn of most religions. I do want to thank you for the idea however. I'm going to spend the rest of the day attempting to visualize a Mennonite porn film.