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Originally Posted by harvey_birdman View Post

"We're about to hire you for this Big-Tymer position. $500k plus company car and benefits. We just need your Styleforum username and password."

No one on StyleForum would deign to take a measly $500K/year job.
post #2132 of 5453
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Originally Posted by VaderDave View Post

No one on StyleForum would deign to take a measly $500K/year job.

I'm fairly certain there's a few 85k nurses and Big Thyme Hollywood Producers and world famous neurosurgeons who would jump at the chance.
post #2133 of 5453
If I got religion in my soul and decided to take a vow of poverty, I'd consider stepping down to a job like that, I guess.
post #2134 of 5453
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

If I got religion in my soul and decided to take a vow of poverty, I'd consider stepping down to a job like that, I guess.

What was the name of your fictitious car?
post #2135 of 5453
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Originally Posted by VaderDave View Post

No one on StyleForum would deign to take a measly $500K/year job.

Real talk, my salary isn't anything to write home about. I mean, it's quite high but nowhere near the range most would expect considering my position. I'm very fortunate to come from a wealthy family so it's not like I'm ever left wanting. At the end of the day, I do what I do because I genuinely enjoy helping people and you can't put a price on that feeling of fulfilment.
post #2136 of 5453
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Originally Posted by Neo_Version 7 View Post

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Originally Posted by VaderDave View Post

No one on StyleForum would deign to take a measly $500K/year job.

Real talk, my salary isn't anything to write home about. I mean, it's quite high but nowhere near the range most would expect considering my position. I'm very fortunate to come from a wealthy family so it's not like I'm ever left wanting. At the end of the day, I do what I do because I genuinely enjoy helping people and you can't put a price on that feeling of fulfilment.

Oh yes, yes you can.
post #2137 of 5453
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Originally Posted by Neo_Version 7 View Post

Real talk, my salary isn't anything to write home about. I mean, it's quite high but nowhere near the range most would expect considering my position. I'm very fortunate to come from a wealthy family so it's not like I'm ever left wanting. At the end of the day, I do what I do because I genuinely enjoy helping people and you can't put a price on that feeling of fulfilment.


St. John's Hospital, London.

The surgical genius entered the breathless hush of the operating room...
the sound of the huge anesthetizing machine going ta-pocketa, ta-pocketa.

There were whispered introductions.

White coated Dr.:- I'm glad you came. Dr. Remington. Dr. Renshaw. Dr. Pritchard-Midford, ...- Dr. Neo_Version 7.

Dr. Neo_Version 7:- Gentlemen.

Dr. Remington:- The new anesthetizer's giving way! There's no one in the East who knows how to fix it!

Dr. Neo_Version 7:- Quiet, man. Give me your fountain pen. - That will hold for ten minutes.

All:- Astounding! He's not only the greatest surgeon in the world...
post #2138 of 5453
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Originally Posted by Neo_Version 7 View Post

Real talk, my salary isn't anything to write home about. I mean, it's quite high but nowhere near the range most would expect considering my position. I'm very fortunate to come from a wealthy family so it's not like I'm ever left wanting. At the end of the day, I do what I do because I genuinely enjoy helping people and you can't put a price on that feeling of fulfilment.

Are you Doctor Carter?
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Originally Posted by Fang66 View Post

What was the name of your fictitious car?

I drive a 2013 Maybach Crispin LE.
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

I drive a 2013 Maybach Crispin LE.

Traded in the 2012?
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Originally Posted by Fang66 View Post

Traded in the 2012?

I am a Big Tymer, I don't trade in. I collect each new year.
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

I am a Big Tymer, I don't trade in. I collect each new year.

Apple ogies

Is the LE the model with electric cup holders and ruby encrusted call girls or is that the standard Crispin?
post #2143 of 5453
The truth of the matter is that there is no standard Crispin. The car is completely bespoke. Since bespoke is a term most commonly used for garments, the people at Maybach prefer to call it LE. It's just very, very limited.
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

The truth of the matter is that there is no standard Crispin. The car is completely bespoke. Since bespoke is a term most commonly used for garments, the people at Maybach prefer to call it LE. It's just very, very limited.

Ah! Of course. Does it have electric cup holders and ruby encrusted call girls? Or do the call girls serve a dual function?
post #2145 of 5453
The call girls serve a dual function. More than dual actually, but the less said about that, the better.
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