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post #2086 of 5417
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

That was a super awesome comment, Fang66!!!!
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post #2087 of 5417
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Originally Posted by Fang66 View Post

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Genevieve wrote that. She was in a mood.

I've got a few friends who post things like "I say whatever I want on Facebook. If you don't like it, you can just unfriend me!!!" But that's all they ever say. They repeat that kind of meta-comment over and over, but hardly ever post regular comments that might actually be controversial.

Also, I have a lot of female friends who post all the time about how men should love them and cherish them and treat them like queens and whatnot, overlooking all the faults they might have because nobody's perfect and so on. But I see lots of evidence that they don't extend that same courtesy to their men. I am not surprised to see them cycling through relationships over and over.
post #2088 of 5417
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Originally Posted by L'Incandescent View Post

Also, I have a lot of female friends who post all the time about how men should love them and cherish them and treat them like queens and whatnot, overlooking all the faults they might have because nobody's perfect and so on. But I see lots of evidence that they don't extend that same courtesy to their men. I am not surprised to see them cycling through relationships over and over.

 

Isn't that what Facebook is about? Hahahaha! The next step from that is the Friendzone. There is a guy that has all the things they are complaining about and they say "It's my best friend". 

 

post #2089 of 5417
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Take the time to listen fb!! I fought to not have my children vaccinated but against my better judgement , their father did it anyway, since then we've had testing for autism & they have developmental delays,, hmmm?? Thank my Heavenly Father their is no autism... But still the speech delays & developmental delays, take the time to listen fb!

along with some surely idiotic fake-science video that I won't waste my time to click
post #2090 of 5417
We are simply unable to sustain any sort of intelligent public dialogue about scientific questions in this country, and the result is the kind of stuff you describe, which puts the health of lots and lots of people at risk. When widely-trusted people like Oprah Winfrey give a platform for this kind of woo, I think it does a lot of real damage.
post #2091 of 5417
this involves Fb so I figured I'd post it here:

Do employers/schools really ask for social media login information? I don't know what to think if someone said after an interview, "okay all we need now is your fb login and password."

http://www.mlive.com/news/index.ssf/2012/12/gov_rick_snyder_signs_law_that.html
post #2092 of 5417
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Originally Posted by hoozah View Post

this involves Fb so I figured I'd post it here:
Do employers/schools really ask for social media login information? I don't know what to think if someone said after an interview, "okay all we need now is your fb login and password."
http://www.mlive.com/news/index.ssf/2012/12/gov_rick_snyder_signs_law_that.html

This has actually been a fairly big developing issue for a while now. I've seen it come up many times over the past few years on slashdot....and yeah, that actually happens.

Pretty much not acceptable really. Pretty big prying on the part of the employer and technically it is against facebook policy to give someone else access to your account, so it is not even a valid use of facebook.
post #2093 of 5417
Fuck that shit.
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"We're about to hire you for this Big-Tymer position. $500k plus company car and benefits. We just need your Styleforum username and password."
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I'll give of my Facebook login but styleforum is off limits.
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Here's one I've been seeing:

LIKE if you believe JESUS is returning! Please post a Comment for Jesus.


I bet Jesus checks his Facebook every ten minutes to see if he got a comment.
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There has been a surge of 'feel good' stories that everyone is liking and commenting on. They're just random, made-up posts akin to someone helping an old lady cross the street.
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Have you poked Jesus today?
post #2099 of 5417
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Originally Posted by suited View Post

There has been a surge of 'feel good' stories that everyone is liking and commenting on. They're just random, made-up posts akin to someone helping an old lady cross the street.

I've seen this one a couple of times and it's one of the worst things I have ever read.
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“When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I’ve got something to tell you. She sa
t down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes.
Suddenly I didn’t...know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce. I raised the topic calmly. She didn’t seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, why?

I avoided her question. This made her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and shouted at me, you are not a man! That night, we didn’t talk to each other. She was weeping. I knew she wanted to find out what had happened to our marriage. But I could hardly give her a satisfactory answer; she had lost my heart to Jane. I didn’t love her anymore. I just pitied her!

With a deep sense of guilt, I drafted a divorce agreement which stated that she could own our house, our car, and 30% stake of my company. She glanced at it and then tore it into pieces. The woman who had spent ten years of her life with me had become a stranger. I felt sorry for her wasted time, resources and energy but I could not take back what I had said for I loved Jane so dearly. Finally she cried loudly in front of me, which was what I had expected to see. To me her cry was actually a kind of release. The idea of divorce which had obsessed me for several weeks seemed to be firmer and clearer now.

The next day, I came back home very late and found her writing something at the table. I didn’t have supper but went straight to sleep and fell asleep very fast because I was tired after an eventful day with Jane. When I woke up, she was still there at the table writing. I just did not care so I turned over and was asleep again.

In the morning she presented her divorce conditions: she didn’t want anything from me, but needed a month’s notice before the divorce. She requested that in that one month we both struggle to live as normal a life as possible. Her reasons were simple: our son had his exams in a month’s time and she didn’t want to disrupt him with our broken marriage.

This was agreeable to me. But she had something more, she asked me to recall how I had carried her into out bridal room on our wedding day. She requested that every day for the month’s duration I carry her out of our bedroom to the front door ever morning. I thought she was going crazy. Just to make our last days together bearable I accepted her odd request.

I told Jane about my wife’s divorce conditions. . She laughed loudly and thought it was absurd. No matter what tricks she applies, she has to face the divorce, she said scornfully.

My wife and I hadn’t had any body contact since my divorce intention was explicitly expressed. So when I carried her out on the first day, we both appeared clumsy. Our son clapped behind us, daddy is holding mommy in his arms. His words brought me a sense of pain. From the bedroom to the sitting room, then to the door, I walked over ten meters with her in my arms. She closed her eyes and said softly; don’t tell our son about the divorce. I nodded, feeling somewhat upset. I put her down outside the door. She went to wait for the bus to work. I drove alone to the office.

On the second day, both of us acted much more easily. She leaned on my chest. I could smell the fragrance of her blouse. I realized that I hadn’t looked at this woman carefully for a long time. I realized she was not young any more. There were fine wrinkles on her face, her hair was graying! Our marriage had taken its toll on her. For a minute I wondered what I had done to her.

On the fourth day, when I lifted her up, I felt a sense of intimacy returning. This was the woman who had given ten years of her life to me. On the fifth and sixth day, I realized that our sense of intimacy was growing again. I didn’t tell Jane about this. It became easier to carry her as the month slipped by. Perhaps the everyday workout made me stronger.

She was choosing what to wear one morning. She tried on quite a few dresses but could not find a suitable one. Then she sighed, all my dresses have grown bigger. I suddenly realized that she had grown so thin, that was the reason why I could carry her more easily.

Suddenly it hit me… she had buried so much pain and bitterness in her heart. Subconsciously I reached out and touched her head.

Our son came in at the moment and said, Dad, it’s time to carry mom out. To him, seeing his father carrying his mother out had become an essential part of his life. My wife gestured to our son to come closer and hugged him tightly. I turned my face away because I was afraid I might change my mind at this last minute. I then held her in my arms, walking from the bedroom, through the sitting room, to the hallway. Her hand surrounded my neck softly and naturally. I held her body tightly; it was just like our wedding day.

But her much lighter weight made me sad. On the last day, when I held her in my arms I could hardly move a step. Our son had gone to school. I held her tightly and said, I hadn’t noticed that our life lacked intimacy. I drove to office…. jumped out of the car swiftly without locking the door. I was afraid any delay would make me change my mind…I walked upstairs. Jane opened the door and I said to her, Sorry, Jane, I do not want the divorce anymore.

She looked at me, astonished, and then touched my forehead. Do you have a fever? She said. I moved her hand off my head. Sorry, Jane, I said, I won’t divorce. My marriage life was boring probably because she and I didn’t value the details of our lives, not because we didn’t love each other anymore. Now I realize that since I carried her into my home on our wedding day I am supposed to hold her until death do us apart. Jane seemed to suddenly wake up. She gave me a loud slap and then slammed the door and burst into tears. I walked downstairs and drove away. At the floral shop on the way, I ordered a bouquet of flowers for my wife. The salesgirl asked me what to write on the card. I smiled and wrote, I’ll carry you out every morning until death do us apart.

That evening I arrived home, flowers in my hands, a smile on my face, I run up stairs, only to find my wife in the bed -dead. My wife had been fighting CANCER for months and I was so busy with Jane to even notice. She knew that she would die soon and she wanted to save me from the whatever negative reaction from our son, in case we push through with the divorce.— At least, in the eyes of our son—- I’m a loving husband….

The small details of your lives are what really matter in a relationship. It is not the mansion, the car, property, the money in the bank. These create an environment conducive for happiness but cannot give happiness in themselves.

So find time to be your spouse’s friend and do those little things for each other that build intimacy. Do have a real happy marriage!

If you don’t share this, nothing will happen to you.

If you do, you just might save a marriage. Many of life’s failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. ♥

tl;dr. A woman in the middle of a divorce has cancer and instead of going to the hospital, she decides to keep it to herself and passive aggressively die to teach her husband a lesson.

Supposed message: appreciate your saintly wife, you clod

Actual message: Hey, women in the middle of a divorce, he will feel bad when you're dead.
post #2100 of 5417
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Originally Posted by munchausen View Post

I've seen this one a couple of times and it's one of the worst things I have ever read.
tl;dr. A woman in the middle of a divorce has cancer and instead of going to the hospital, she decides to keep it to herself and passive aggressively die to teach her husband a lesson.
Supposed message: appreciate your saintly wife, you clod
Actual message: Hey, women in the middle of a divorce, he will feel bad when you're dead.

Fucking morons.
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