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post #1921 of 5452
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Originally Posted by Texasmade View Post

Who the fuck wants to eat only fruits and veggies? I'd rather have one whopper and some rabbit food (cut out the fries and drink) over eating only rabbit food. Besides that picture of the salad looks like it has grilled chicken on it. Some vegetarian that person is.

haha, you are right. It does have chicken.

Well it is good to know that whoever made that photo at least recognizes that you can eat meat without immediately landing in whopper and fries 3x a day territory.
post #1922 of 5452
i'm craving BK now.
post #1923 of 5452
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post #1924 of 5452
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Originally Posted by Gibonius View Post

Why would they show five bottles of bottle, when it's not contributing to any of the categories?
Yeah, I'd prefer if they just showed four bottles of bottle.
post #1925 of 5452
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Originally Posted by b1os View Post

Yeah, I'd prefer if they just showed four bottles of bottle.

Yes but that's only four bottles of bottle. Six bottles of bottle > four bottles of bottle.
post #1926 of 5452
Would you say infite bottles of bottle > six bottles of bottle, related to the statement of the "info graphic"?


Maybe the one who created the graphic isn't that dumb after all, the sliced stuff on top of the salad could be some sort of tofu.
post #1927 of 5452
All the pregnant 21-23 year olds posting their happy, joyous statuses about the baby. Dad isnt around, you work at a bank making $8/hr and you never went to college, i'm sure this baby will take care of all of those problems. Keep posting statuses to make it seem like your life isnt in shambles.
post #1928 of 5452
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Originally Posted by Pilot View Post

All the pregnant 21-23 year olds posting their happy, joyous statuses about the baby. Dad isnt around, you work at a bank making $8/hr and you never went to college, i'm sure this baby will take care of all of those problems. Keep posting statuses to make it seem like your life isnt in shambles.


Sounds like you should be more selective with whom you choose to be Facebook friends with o_O.

 

a) anyone who thanks God more than once a month in a status update

b) anything "for my man"

c) law students quoting their law professors

d) anyone who posts about their workout, be they fat or thin, more than twice in a week

e) anything with a meme

f) anything about quantity of drinks consumed

post #1929 of 5452
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Originally Posted by Claghorn View Post

a) anyone who thanks God more than once a month in a status update
b) anything "for my man"
c) law students quoting their law professors
d) anyone who posts about their workout, be they fat or thin, more than twice in a week
e) anything with a meme
f) anything about quantity of drinks consumed

I believe this post adequately describes Harvey Birdman.
post #1930 of 5452
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Originally Posted by Neo_Version 7 View Post

I believe this post adequately describes Harvey Birdman.

Actually, Harvey Birdman can be accurately and succinctly described in one word: AWESOME.
post #1931 of 5452
A de-friending or removal from newsfeed is always in order as soon as someone finds out that they are pregnant. Once the pup is delivered, their account turns into a photo album.
post #1932 of 5452
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Originally Posted by Pilot View Post

All the pregnant 21-23 year olds posting their happy, joyous statuses about the baby. Dad isnt around, you work at a bank making $8/hr and you never went to college, i'm sure this baby will take care of all of those problems. Keep posting statuses to make it seem like your life isnt in shambles.


And that's a chop.
post #1933 of 5452
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Originally Posted by suited View Post

A de-friending or removal from newsfeed is always in order as soon as someone finds out that they are pregnant. Once the pup is delivered, their account turns into a photo album.
amen! Since i'm a coward I just choose to hide their updates though.
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post #1935 of 5452
^ you should comment "get that f*cking baby out of the way..."
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