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Originally Posted by HelloIDistance View Post

A friend on Facebook posted that he is having a baby. Here is what he said regarding this matter...
"I'm ready, yeah i might not have my G.E.D, yeah I'm 23 and i have never driven a car or have had a license. I have never had a job in my entire life. but no need to dwell on the past it;s time to step up and be a hard honest working man for my family. and I'm taking things one step at a time so it doesn't stress me out."
Yep, that really happened.

There is something to be said for the pressure of providing for a child. Some guys do a lot of growing up around that time. Good luck to him.
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Originally Posted by acidboy View Post

I don't know why, but this is making me laugh.... thank you, airhead cousin-in-law

Ehm, treacle aside, there is some validity to that. I just wish the picture was a bit less...ummm, yeah. And, for heaven's sake - where's her tits? She should have Breasts by now!
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Originally Posted by CalTex View Post

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Yeah, I guess I've just always thought the best thing a father can do is pass along some good genes. Everything beyond that is supererogatory.
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Originally Posted by Thomas View Post

FWIW I think Nico is a good name, but I already have a cousin who goes by that.

He seems a bit beefy to be related to you.

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No beefier than my younger brother. Well, maybe at his fattest he's beefier than us all.
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Originally Posted by Thomas View Post

There is something to be said for the pressure of providing for a child. Some guys do a lot of growing up around that time. Good luck to him.

No, if you knew this guy, you would know he's totally fucked. Dude used to get so fucked up all the time I thought he'd be dead by now. He quit doing drugs, but now he's addicted to World of Warcraft icon_gu_b_slayer[1].gif
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Originally Posted by HelloIDistance View Post

No, if you knew this guy, you would know he's totally fucked. Dude used to get so fucked up all the time I thought he'd be dead by now. He quit doing drugs, but now he's addicted to World of Warcraft icon_gu_b_slayer[1].gif

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Might be worse than the drugs.
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Originally Posted by Gibonius View Post

Might be worse than the drugs.

The marriage of a very good friend of mine ended owing in part to the wife's addiction to this game. Of course there were other problems, but the woman literally stopped working in order to play this from the moment she woke up to the moment she went to bed.
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Originally Posted by HelloIDistance View Post

A friend on Facebook posted that he is having a baby. Here is what he said regarding this matter...
"I'm ready, yeah i might not have my G.E.D, yeah I'm 23 and i have never driven a car or have had a license. I have never had a job in my entire life. but no need to dwell on the past it;s time to step up and be a hard honest working man for my family. and I'm taking things one step at a time so it doesn't stress me out."
Yep, that really happened.

There is something to be said for the pressure of providing for a child. Some guys do a lot of growing up around that time. Good luck to him.
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Originally Posted by acidboy View Post

I don't know why, but this is making me laugh.... thank you, airhead cousin-in-law

Ehm, treacle aside, there is some validity to that. I just wish the picture was a bit less...ummm, yeah. And, for heaven's sake - where's her tits? She should have Breasts by now!

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wtf!!!!!!! sometime i hope 2012 will happen, im scared with this crazy, money hungry gov!


I am embarrassed to know this girl. confused.gif
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So, a friend I've known since High school works on a private train as a chef. I'm told by reliable friends that he's excellent at it, and I have no reason to doubt this.

That said, he also posts a lot of math/science - related stuff, and I don't recall him being at all interested in the field. I was the big math/science junkie back then and we had zero common ground on that front. He claims a degree from our alma mater that I didn't know they offered (biophysics, ?). So yesterday he posts about this argument he got into and posted about how negative numbers can have positive square roots, and how he learned that in 8th grade, and I thought - oh, Jav. Do I post, or no? I mean, he had it totally backwards.

Then I remembered, he's a rake and a total BS-er. We get along great and he's good people, but still spins a line of BS like nobody's business. Funny how I forgot these things.
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really? you just needed to put this? during lunch hour?? fucking really???
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facebook is a poison and someone should go back in time to assassinate M.Z.
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