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post #1636 of 6222
Originally Posted by acidboy View Post

but how does it explain, teh hotz wife? (i keed)

Love is blind.
post #1637 of 6222
Originally Posted by CalTex View Post

plain.gif what about the G&G's you just bought plain.gif
hahah, stitch you have made me laugh more in the past 5 seconds than I have laughed the entire day, thank you I needed that. smile.gif

tis my pleasure good man! cheers.gif

as to the G& cards. wink.gif
post #1638 of 6222
Sorry stitch, I don't believe you. I have a mental image of you being too responsible to incur debt because of clothes/accessories/shoes.

post #1639 of 6222
LOL I'm not in terrible debt but I do have some wink.gif
post #1640 of 6222
"If you want it done right, I hope you're ready to go all night..."

Posted by a 28 year old canadian who claims to be amazing and so much better than every other girl BUT is still single. She has expressed her desire to be in a relationship numerous times but claims that she doesn't meet the right guys.
post #1641 of 6222
Originally Posted by CalTex View Post

"If you want it done right, I hope you're ready to go all night..."
Posted by a 28 year old canadian who claims to be amazing and so much better than every other girl BUT is still single. She has expressed her desire to be in a relationship numerous times but claims that she doesn't meet the right guys.

Is she hot and has she got a picture of a cat as avatar on Facebook instead of her picture?
post #1642 of 6222
People have started to post this:
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You are hereby notified that you are strictly prohibited from disclosing, copying, distributing, disseminating, or taking any other action against me with regard to this profile and the contents herein. The foregoing prohibitions also apply to your employees, agents, students or any personnel under your direction or control.

The contents of this profile are private and legally privileged and confidential information, and the violation of my personal privacy is punishable by law. UCC 1-103 1-308 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED WITHOUT PREJUDICE

post #1643 of 6222
yup ffffuuuu.gif
post #1644 of 6222
i loled. then it popped up on my newsfeed

post #1645 of 6222
thanks mang. will re-poast. Wife's kinda lawyerly so I have instant cred on this issue.
post #1646 of 6222
i just posted it so my friends will see it on their news feeds. devil.gif
post #1647 of 6222
wtf is this shit?!

Right in front, the Asian lady with a tattoo on her back is China.

On the left, the lady full of concentration is Japan.

Dressed at the top looking sideways is USA.

Lying rather seductively is Russia.

The little girl standing by the side is Taiwan.

China "tripled" the Dong tiles (East Winds, this is a double up). This means that China has arisen with the circumstances (the winds); maybe that is the display of the "East Wind" missiles she possesses now. It looks like China is doing ok, but there is no clue about the other cards (tiles). Meanwhile she is up to no good under the table.

USA, appearing confident, is looking at Taiwan with an expression; perhaps to read from the look of Taiwan or to send some message.

Russia may appear indifferent but it is far from that. One leg is on USA and one hand is passing card(s) to China. They are some discreet exchanges going on.

Japan has all eyes on the cards, unaware of what others are doing.

Taiwan wears a red abdominal vest, maybe implying she is the last successor of the Chinese culture. She holds a tray of fruits in one hand and a fruit knife in the other, looking quietly at China with resentment. But she has no option. She is not in the game (a little girl too young to play the game?).

Dark clouds hang over the river outside the window implying tension over the straits separating Main Land China and Taiwan.

The portrait on the wall is interesting, mustache of Sun Yet Sun, the bare head of Chiang Kai Set, the face of Mao Tze Tong...

How the 4 ladies are dressed is also very interesting.

China bares her top, with panties and a skirt.

USA is almost fully dressed but bares her bottom.

Russia is left with only panties.

Japan naked.

These perhaps reflect the status of each nation;

The attire of USA appears to be most complete, probably because she is still the most powerful. Others are short of something here and there. Though USA is most presentable, she has nevertheless exposed her bottom (line). China and Russia look naked but keep their private parts are covered.

We assume this is a stripping game where the loser removes a piece of clothing.

In this game, if China loses, she will be like Russia today... (broken up).

If USA loses, she will also be like Russia...

If Russia loses again, then she has nothing left...

And Japan is already left with nothing....

Russia may appear to have drawn an extra tile (by the rule of the game, she cannot complete the game i.e. cannot win) and is hanging on for nothing ... BUT she is actually exchanging tiles with China...

The other person hanging on is Japan since she has no more "chips". She is out of the game if she loses.

In conclusion:

USA is pretending. She looks most glorious but faces great dangers. If she loses this game, she loses her dominating position.

Russia has a leg each on a boat, most sly ... Her situation is a little like China after liberation (when the communist took over China), sometimes with the USSR and sometimes with USA. Due to her lack of self sufficiency, she has to yo-yo between two parties for survival and room of development.

China has many tiles but they are not in view. Does that imply China keeps her strengths under wrap? And she is exchanging tiles with Russia under the table.

USA can only guess from the expression of Taiwan what may be happening between China and Russia.

Japan looks ignorant as she continues to focus on her cards.

China’s hand (of tiles) is most unpredictable.

Poor Japan ... there are so many things happening around her. She has no chance of a win and she is out the moment she loses.

Taiwan keeps watch as a bystander. She sees all that transpired in the game and she understands. But she is not qualified to, nor capable of participating in the game. She has no right to speak. She is full of grievances and is utterly helpless. She can only be the maid, offering fruits to the winner(s).

The winner should be a pick between China or USA , there is little doubt about this. Then again if you notice, they are playing Chinese Mahjong, not Western Poker.

Playing with the rules of a Chinese game, what are the odds for USA?

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post #1648 of 6222
^^ Someone is suffering from a severe case of interpretosis. Also, I am going to try to find a pretext to say "Taiwan wears a red abdominal vest" before the end of the day tomorrow.
post #1649 of 6222
todays dinner lol


Then I notice my dumbass ex-gf comment:
shirataki noodles?

To which the original dumb friend responds
lol white rice!!!!
post #1650 of 6222
You know how porn sites give you the option to "like" videos on facebook? You know how you always wonder who the fuck would click on those? The answer? This guy:

Warning: NSFW! (Click to show)
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