Things your dumb friends post on facebook



Eason said:

I just saw one of my college friends, who has become fat and trashy, got the "U LOOK BEAUTIFUL!!!" comment on her photo of her being fat. I almost threw up a little. Fat people should be ashamed of their corpulence and hide it like their ******** are hidden behind folds of thigh, not assault people's senses by spamming facebook with pictures of their fat face.

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oneeightyseven said:

I absolutely abhor fat people. It always seems as if they all conspire to take time out of stuffing barbecue chips and cream soda down their gullets to walk slowly in front of me..at the same goddamned time. The only exercise they've had in months always just so happens to coincide with my routine. Gross.

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And you live in the States???

Move to Africa...

The person who posted this isn't dumb, but I thought it was funny enough to warrant sharing, and this thread seemed like the best option.

lasbar said:

oneeightyseven said:

I absolutely abhor fat people. It always seems as if they all conspire to take time out of stuffing barbecue chips and cream soda down their gullets to walk slowly in front of me..at the same goddamned time. The only exercise they've had in months always just so happens to coincide with my routine. Gross.

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And you live in the States???

Move to Africa...

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I am from a former colony of her majesty..the one who still recognizes her



oneeightyseven said:

I am from a former colony of her majesty..the one who still recognizes her

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Australia, New-Zealand or Canada????



lasbar said:

Australia, New-Zealand or Canada????

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I wish it was either of the former two, but it is the latter. I really love the accent of the NZ or Aussie women and I think I might have to marry one.



oneeightyseven said:

I wish it was either of the former two, but it is the latter. I really love the accent of the NZ or Aussie women and I think I might have to marry one.

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The Queen is not that popular everywhere in Canada..



MrG said:

The person who posted this isn't dumb, but I thought it was funny enough to warrant sharing, and this thread seemed like the best option.

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hahahahahahahahaha

looooool

I've had three of my female friends post this video:

'Miss Representation'

So many things wrong with the video, it's not even funny. Ug...



musicguy said:

I've had three of my female friends post this video:
'Miss Representation'
So many things wrong with the video, it's not even funny. Ug...

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That ranks up there with that dove ad campaign.



Rambo said:

hahahahahahahahaha

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I didn't get it but now I got it.

I hate women posting **** about them being pregnant or about their baby showers and stuff like that. It's annoying.



Pieceofsand said:

I hate women posting **** about them being pregnant or about their baby showers and stuff like that. It's annoying.

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I gotta say, I can't muster up too much irritation about that. I have never been pregnant (because I am a guy), but I have to assume it's a pretty important event in someone's life.

Most of my facebook posts fall into one of two categories: I talk about the relative merits of various breakfast cereals. (I've been on a tear lately about the various cereals in the Pebbles lineup. The new Pebbles Boulders is a disappointment.) Or else I report things that my cat has said to me. (Those posts are lies, because she doesn't really talk to me. But I think everyone is hip to the fact that she doesn't really talk, so they're not malicious lies.) I imagine there must be some forum with a similar thread where my friends report my posts. Given the quality of my own posts, I can't be too judgmental about the inanity of others'.



musicguy said:

I've had three of my female friends post this video:
'Miss Representation'
So many things wrong with the video, it's not even funny. Ug...

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I told a girl who posted it that I enjoyed the montage of Republicans 'n' boobs at the end. I'm not sure that was the correct answer.