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post #1426 of 5204
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Originally Posted by Big Pun View Post

Sounds like the type of people who only go out on weekends, who, along with people that make fistbumps that explode on impact, or men in fun socks, should be dick-punched for eternity.

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Sounds like you've never been fist-pumped the right way before. 

post #1427 of 5204
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Originally Posted by acidboy View Post

would hit

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post #1428 of 5204
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Originally Posted by dune View Post

Wrong threak. But ². Muslim chicks are freaks in bed right?

It's what suicide bombers are been trained to think..
post #1429 of 5204
All same girl who is always fat and posting about working out but never gets thinner. Today she has been spamming my news feed with this woe is me garbage
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Never drink to feel better. Only drink to feel even better. #ohwell
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If dads knew the lies boys said to their daughters, I think a lot more dads would own guns
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I think I need a life coach. But for the time being I think...I'll just have a drink.
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“He’s not perfect. You aren’t either, and the two of you will never be perfect. But if he can make you laugh at least once, causes you to think twice, and if he admits to being human and making mistakes, hold onto him and give him the most you can. He isn’t going to quote poetry, he’s not thinking about you every moment, but he will give you a part of him that he knows you could break. Don’t hurt him, don’t change him, and don’t expect for more than he can give. Don’t analyze. Smile when he makes you happy, yell when he makes you mad, and miss him when he’s not there. Love hard when there is love to be had. Because perfect guys don’t exist, but there’s always one guy that is perfect for you.”
post #1430 of 5204
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so i read that coachella started three yrs after tupac died and therefore him yelling "whatsup coachella" is a bit of a mystery (voice synth?)

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I'm just going to leave this here. crazy.gif


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post #1432 of 5204
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Originally Posted by JMRouse View Post

I'm just going to leave this here. crazy.gif
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Been posted here before, but it's still just as dumb. Actually insulting to thin people too.
post #1433 of 5204
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Originally Posted by JMRouse View Post

I'm just going to leave this here. crazy.gif
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Now taking over/under on this lady being an absolute fucking whale.
post #1434 of 5204
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Originally Posted by Gibonius View Post

Been posted here before, but it's still just as dumb. Actually insulting to thin people too.

Is it though? I can't really imagine any thin person reading that and getting offended.
post #1435 of 5204
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Originally Posted by deadly7 View Post

Now taking over/under on this lady being an absolute fucking whale.

One day my son tried to bet me that he knew who we named our daughter after. I already knew the answer and asked why on earth I would take any bet of the sort, particularly if he was trying to tell me I was wrong. Eventually I had to break it to him that - unless you just like losing money - you never, ever bet against a sure thing.
post #1436 of 5204
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Originally Posted by Thomas View Post

One day my son tried to bet me that he knew who we named our daughter after. I already knew the answer and asked why on earth I would take any bet of the sort, particularly if he was trying to tell me I was wrong. Eventually I had to break it to him that you never, ever bet against a sure (or already-known) thing, unless you just like losing money.

Well now you're just spoiling my fun, T! Gotta find someone not smart enough to realize that...
post #1437 of 5204
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Originally Posted by Gibonius View Post

Been posted here before, but it's still just as dumb. Actually insulting to thin people too.

Yup, I've seen it before, but it seems to actually be getting stupider with age.
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Originally Posted by justinsmnz View Post

Is it though? I can't really imagine any thin person reading that and getting offended.

I find it offensive that anyone who thinks that idiocy is clever could believe they're smarter (or wiser) than I am.
post #1438 of 5204
BTW, an e-friend posted a shot of her lower legs with her pool in the background. She's a nice and kind person, but sadly, even from that angle, you can clearly see cankles.
post #1439 of 5204
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Originally Posted by deadly7 View Post

Well now you're just spoiling my fun, T! Gotta find someone not smart enough to realize that...

In that case, I suggest you hit up the whale's friends.
post #1440 of 5204
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Originally Posted by Gibonius View Post

Been posted here before, but it's still just as dumb. Actually insulting to thin people too.

It's not just the message, but the fact that whoever made it decided to use illustrations of monkeys from a children's book that makes me want to bang my head against a wall.
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