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I honestly don't know whether I could be friends with intense Evangelical Christians.
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Originally Posted by Blackhood View Post

"Just been for a run. Thighs burn, and it hurts to smoke! Running can't be healthy!

This one wins the award for "Wtf.."
post #1368 of 4903

I can't believe people post things like this on Facebook. Don't they remember that people can see these posts?

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I'm trying to figure out how to delete this post.

post #1370 of 4903
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Originally Posted by I am DIL View Post

45% of my friends are Evangelical Christians. Intense ones. 


I cannot even fathom how much shit I could post within the next three hours if I browsed my news feed. 

Please post some gems, just for entertainment purposes smile.gif
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"So good being up for church... sober... while everyone in Brooklyn is going home" 

"
At a bar in brooklyn. With my wife. Oh and also.....mr. chuck bass."

"Does my heart hurt because I wish I had one or because of the 5 coffees I have had already today? #coffee #nespresso @ Martin Place"

"
Where you live should NEVER determine whether you live. #stopkony #kony2012"

"
Hey guys if you're in the Tustin/OC area, Jarrid and I would love to have you at our coed Bible study tonight at 7 pm!"

"
Hey pretty girl. How have you been? I see that God is doing amazing things in your life. I pray for you and Jarrid on a daily basis. You are a blessing to me, and such an inspiration to many young teenage girls like myself. I look up to you, and you and Jarrid encourage me so much. I love you, sister! :)"

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Did anyone else forget how good Mutemath is!?!?!?!?? "Backfire" legit one of my fav songs at the moment!!! —"

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tbh hows your mum? lol jk your a really good guy and your always here for me your heaps funny and i love ya.. as a friend :)"

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if you have people that always have a go at you it means that you have something they dont have"

"Women's Conference! Serving the Lord with our IPad:) it's a tough life."



Probably more to come, if I stop throwing up in my mouth.

post #1372 of 4903
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Originally Posted by I am DIL View Post

"So good being up for church... sober... while everyone in Brooklyn is going home" 


"

At a bar in brooklyn. With my wife. Oh and also.....mr. chuck bass."


"Does my heart hurt because I wish I had one or because of the 5 coffees I have had already today? #coffee #nespresso @ Martin Place"


"

Where you live should NEVER determine whether you live. #stopkony #kony2012"


"

Hey guys if you're in the Tustin/OC area, Jarrid and I would love to have you at our coed Bible study tonight at 7 pm!"


"

Hey pretty girl. How have you been? I see that God is doing amazing things in your life. I pray for you and Jarrid on a daily basis. You are a blessing to me, and such an inspiration to many young teenage girls like myself. I look up to you, and you and Jarrid encourage me so much. I love you, sister! smile.gif"


"

Did anyone else forget how good Mutemath is!?!?!?!?? "Backfire" legit one of my fav songs at the moment!!!
 —"


"

tbh hows your mum? lol jk your a really good guy and your always here for me your heaps funny and i love ya.. as a friend smile.gif"


"

if you have people that always have a go at you it means that you have something they dont have"


"Women's Conference! Serving the Lord with our IPad:) it's a tough life."




Probably more to come, if I stop throwing up in my mouth.


This guy needs therapy more than bible classes.
post #1373 of 4903

They're actually quotes from a few people.

And they all need therapy. 

post #1374 of 4903
I really don't understand people who constantly "like" their own posts on FB. It's the equivalent of giving yourself a virtual reach around.
post #1375 of 4903
Quote:
Originally Posted by I am DIL View Post

"So good being up for church... sober... while everyone in Brooklyn is going home" 


"

At a bar in brooklyn. With my wife. Oh and also.....mr. chuck bass."


"Does my heart hurt because I wish I had one or because of the 5 coffees I have had already today? #coffee #nespresso @ Martin Place"


"

Where you live should NEVER determine whether you live. #stopkony #kony2012"


"

Hey guys if you're in the Tustin/OC area, Jarrid and I would love to have you at our coed Bible study tonight at 7 pm!"


"

Hey pretty girl. How have you been? I see that God is doing amazing things in your life. I pray for you and Jarrid on a daily basis. You are a blessing to me, and such an inspiration to many young teenage girls like myself. I look up to you, and you and Jarrid encourage me so much. I love you, sister! smile.gif"


"

Did anyone else forget how good Mutemath is!?!?!?!?? "Backfire" legit one of my fav songs at the moment!!!
 —"


"

tbh hows your mum? lol jk your a really good guy and your always here for me your heaps funny and i love ya.. as a friend smile.gif"


"

if you have people that always have a go at you it means that you have something they dont have"


"Women's Conference! Serving the Lord with our IPad:) it's a tough life."




Probably more to come, if I stop throwing up in my mouth.





Jesus, you guys are dumb assholes. There is nothing offensive or dumb on these posts.
post #1376 of 4903
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Originally Posted by Bhowie View Post

Jesus, you guys are dumb assholes. There is nothing offensive or dumb on these posts.

+1. I'm trying to figure out what's so bad about them (I mean, I know what's "bad"). There are mildly religious sentiments in private conversation with a few of them, others updating their friends on activities, and some people are putting out information. All of which are fairly standard communiques on FB.
post #1377 of 4903
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Originally Posted by Bhowie View Post

Jesus, you guys are dumb assholes. There is nothing offensive or dumb on these posts.
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Originally Posted by edinatlanta View Post

+1. I'm trying to figure out what's so bad about them (I mean, I know what's "bad"). There are mildly religious sentiments in private conversation with a few of them, others updating their friends on activities, and some people are putting out information. All of which are fairly standard communiques on FB.

This. Also need intel on the level of attractiveness of these girls at the coed bible study. May need to stop on by.
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Originally Posted by BDC2823 View Post

This. Also need intel on the level of attractiveness of these girls at the coed bible study. May need to stop on by.

So you could get to know her? Biblically?
post #1379 of 4903
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Originally Posted by edinatlanta View Post

So you could get to know her? Biblically?

Perhaps reenact the scenes from Sodom and Gomorrah. For Biblical interpretation of course.
post #1380 of 4903
Quote:
Originally Posted by I am DIL View Post

"So everyone in Brooklyn is going home" 
"
With my wife and chuck bass."




"my heart hurt because I had Martin Place"
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Where you live"



"kony
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"would love to have you tonight at 7 pm!"
"doing amazing young teenage girls like you, sister! smile.gif"





"Did anyone else forget"
"your mum? jk a guy and your friend"
"
"have a go"




"it's a tough life."

I dunno, guys. I think you're just failing to read between the lines. I mean, I didn't add a word, and it's all there if you know where to look. There's a lot of innuendo in there. Plus, it appears at least one of his friends is recruiting for a homicidal maniac.
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