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post #1231 of 1610
1/28/12 at 8:19pm
Just found a chick I went to elementary school with on facebook. I remember her because she banged a couple kids in the woods in the 6th grade. Here is her about me on FB:

mom of three kids 2 girls or 1 boy
I am still legally married but living in another state and planning for a divorce.
I love almost all music.
I love tattoos and peircings, and the goth and cowboy clothing influences.
i love Bright colors with black,but favorite color is Red.
I Have always considered my self a misfit, because i am smart and geeky and a mom but yet i love goth rock fantasy and country.
I have two tattoos and my ears are peirced i had snake bites but those i took out.

I figured her clothing influences would be a major turn on for some people here.
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post #1232 of 1610
1/29/12 at 1:27am
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Originally Posted by HelloIDistance View Post

Just found a chick I went to elementary school with on facebook. I remember her because she banged a couple kids in the woods in the 6th grade. Here is her about me on FB:
mom of three kids 2 girls or 1 boy
I am still legally married but living in another state and planning for a divorce.
I love almost all music.
I love tattoos and peircings, and the goth and cowboy clothing influences.
i love Bright colors with black,but favorite color is Red.
I Have always considered my self a misfit, because i am smart and geeky and a mom but yet i love goth rock fantasy and country.
I have two tattoos and my ears are peirced i had snake bites but those i took out.
I figured her clothing influences would be a major turn on for some people here.

She looks like a good catch...

WTF is Goth rock fantasy???
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post #1233 of 1610
1/29/12 at 3:26pm
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Originally Posted by lasbar View Post

She looks like a good catch...
WTF is Goth rock fantasy???

It is every man's dream come true icon_gu_b_slayer[1].gif
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post #1234 of 1610
1/30/12 at 2:54pm
http://www.godvine.com/Christian-Athlete-Takes-a-Fall-But-Still-Wins-the-Race-378.html

Pretty damn epic race...but wtf does it have to do with jesus?

I'd lol if the girl was jewish and somebody just dubbed in some crappy christian music and tossed a bible verse on the end.
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post #1235 of 1610
1/30/12 at 8:15pm
ugly bitch caught her breath during the fall. plus who the fuck watches women "sports"??
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post #1236 of 1610
1/31/12 at 12:21am
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Originally Posted by Joffrey View Post

ugly bitch caught her breath during the fall. plus who the fuck watches women "sports"??

Perverts like us..
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post #1237 of 1610
1/31/12 at 7:51am
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Originally Posted by Same Fat Girl As Always 
Oatmeal and a banana . . . my staple breakfast! I think I'll make myself an egg tomorrow though, just to switch it up!
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post #1238 of 1610
2/2/12 at 7:41am
Just saw this pop up on my news feed today....

193

whew....
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post #1239 of 1610
2/3/12 at 3:48pm
Jonathan Gomez
Bout to just marry me a super hot girl from Mexico who doesn't speak English, and get her a green card in exchange. -__-
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Chris Lambert one that is bomb that can cook clean and fuck lmao
8 minutes ago · Like · 1
Jonathan Gomez Yea well as long as she's not a former prostitute hahaha
6 minutes ago · Like · 2

Chris Lambert bahaha good point ..writes down in notes lmfao
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Jonathan Gomez lol!! Note so self: if she has a LV purse and no job, she's a prostitute.
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Manny Hernandez Go to Mexico city or Sinaloa
3 minutes ago · Like · 1

Chris Lambert Sinaloa were the bonde green eyed ones?? lol
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Jonathan Gomez i'll find one in TJ and give her contacts lmfao!!
about a minute ago · Like · 1
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post #1240 of 1610
2/5/12 at 10:29am
" Hey [name] does your uncle has more juicy culture purses"
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post #1241 of 1610
2/5/12 at 11:11am
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Originally Posted by millionaire75 View Post

Just saw this pop up on my news feed today....
193
whew....

With her body , she doesn't have to worry too much ...

What a lot of bollocks???

A tiger..facepalm.gif
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post #1242 of 1610
2/5/12 at 2:08pm
Thread Starter 
Seriously, since when do tigers earn stripes? They're fucking born with stripes. Yeah I'm being retarded, but it's a pretty terrible analogy.

By the way, searching 'tiger earn stripes' in google I get this wonderful image:

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Originally Posted by Jpreme87 View Post

Jonathan Gomez
Bout to just marry me a super hot girl from Mexico who doesn't speak English, and get her a green card in exchange. -__-
Unlike · · Share · 9 minutes ago via mobile ·
You and 2 others like this.
Chris Lambert one that is bomb that can cook clean and fuck lmao
8 minutes ago · Like · 1
Jonathan Gomez Yea well as long as she's not a former prostitute hahaha
6 minutes ago · Like · 2
Chris Lambert bahaha good point ..writes down in notes lmfao
5 minutes ago · Like
Jonathan Gomez lol!! Note so self: if she has a LV purse and no job, she's a prostitute.
4 minutes ago · Like · 2
Manny Hernandez Go to Mexico city or Sinaloa
3 minutes ago · Like · 1
Chris Lambert Sinaloa were the bonde green eyed ones?? lol
2 minutes ago · Like
Jonathan Gomez i'll find one in TJ and give her contacts lmfao!!
about a minute ago · Like · 1

How old are these guys? Holy crap they're dumb.
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post #1243 of 1610
2/6/12 at 1:57am
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Originally Posted by Jpreme87 View Post

Jonathan Gomez
Bout to just marry me a super hot girl from Mexico who doesn't speak English, and get her a green card in exchange. -__-
Unlike · · Share · 9 minutes ago via mobile ·
You and 2 others like this.
Chris Lambert one that is bomb that can cook clean and fuck lmao
8 minutes ago · Like · 1
Jonathan Gomez Yea well as long as she's not a former prostitute hahaha
6 minutes ago · Like · 2
Chris Lambert bahaha good point ..writes down in notes lmfao
5 minutes ago · Like
Jonathan Gomez lol!! Note so self: if she has a LV purse and no job, she's a prostitute.
4 minutes ago · Like · 2
Manny Hernandez Go to Mexico city or Sinaloa
3 minutes ago · Like · 1
Chris Lambert Sinaloa were the bonde green eyed ones?? lol
2 minutes ago · Like
Jonathan Gomez i'll find one in TJ and give her contacts lmfao!!
about a minute ago · Like · 1

Smart on their part to post about this on fb for everybody to see - if it's true; if not, they're even dumber
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post #1244 of 1610
2/6/12 at 1:55pm
notice the note is on the car, not the SUV

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post #1245 of 1610
2/6/12 at 2:13pm
bahahahahaha
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