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post #106 of 5418
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Originally Posted by impolyt_one View Post
"lol he said --> you know you fat when you use cheat codes for Wii Fit."

That was a good one!
post #107 of 5418
A friend of mine who's visiting Central Europe posted a status today:

"Long day at Auschwitz"

Needs no explanation, really.
post #108 of 5418
My uncle is constantly posting gems like this one: 3 hrs in ER today. Sally's incision showed inflamation signs in one spot. called Dr. who said go to ER and they would look at it. Did so. They removed the offending staple after some innefectual attempts to draw her blood. Ended with very good Olive Garden take out instead of the ham loaf we had planned for our dinner I can't meet up with my friends now without them trying to grab my phone and read his status updates.
post #109 of 5418
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Originally Posted by jstupple19 View Post
A friend of mine who's visiting Central Europe posted a status today:

"Long day at Auschwitz"

Needs no explanation, really.

post #110 of 5418
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Originally Posted by 1969 View Post
My uncle is constantly posting gems like this one:

3 hrs in ER today. Sally's incision showed inflamation signs in one spot. called Dr. who said go to ER and they would look at it. Did so. They removed the offending staple after some innefectual attempts to draw her blood. Ended with very good Olive Garden take out instead of the ham loaf we had planned for our dinner

I can't meet up with my friends now without them trying to grab my phone and read his status updates.

Is this even in english? It's like reading word salad.


Here's a gem:

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Back from Vegas, it was hotter then haiti's there
post #111 of 5418
^^

It always cracks me up when people make mistakes like that, and the improper use of "then" makes it even better.
post #112 of 5418
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Originally Posted by suited View Post
lol

I found out that the more annoying a girl is in general, the more often they will notify you via FB every time they drink wine or eat sushi. Wine has also become the new way for the ex-university drunken female to stumble into adulthood as a classier lush.

Oh, I have one or two of these. The kicker is: they're relatives. One posted as her profile pic a shot of her with a beer can (I think) in her mouth. Like, mouth, all the way around the can. Unreal.

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Originally Posted by Pilot View Post
There was little of this going on. Me and one of my other friends who had an opposing view to the masses both commented about 3 times before we gave up and just said, have a nice night.

Actually, one that comes to mind was about gay marriage. A fundamentalist friend disagreed with a post I'd made, and one of my gay friends got into it with her. Really long, well-reasoned, thoughtful, respectful arguments. I cringed at what I thought it might become, but it ended well enough.

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Originally Posted by harvey_birdman View Post
I'm totally guilty of this. Everytime I get drunk I wind up posting song lyrics to whatever I'm listening to as if it's some deep truth of the universe I have just discovered. I'm disgusting. Please forgve me.

You would not be the only one. May friend you later.

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Originally Posted by Incman View Post
I don't know if it's just my girlfriend, or if it's representative of some of the female population, but she has said (and I have noticed) every time she eats sushi she gets really horny. If it's the latter, maybe you can find a way to capitalize on those FB posts.

Goddammit, Mrs. T quit eating sushi a while back. Explains the dry spell.

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Originally Posted by suited View Post
The other day I talked to a friend from home for the first time in a couple of months. He said that he closed own his fb because "it was starting to make me not like people that I used to like". Pretty much hit the nail on the head.

Have not had that experience. Guess I've been lucky.
post #113 of 5418
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Originally Posted by Rambo View Post
This statement is all the reason I need not to join.

You should join as Rambo and only add SF members.
post #114 of 5418
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Originally Posted by Thomas View Post
One posted as her profile pic a shot of her with a beer can (I think) in her mouth. Like, mouth, all the way around the can. Unreal..

Is she single?
post #115 of 5418
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Originally Posted by dcg View Post
You should join as Rambo and only add SF members.
Jr. Mouse said the same thing.
post #116 of 5418
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Originally Posted by Rambo View Post
Jr. Mouse said the same thing.

well then i 3rd
post #117 of 5418
How's that any different than PM'ing you fruits all the time? Plus, when somebody inevitably asks me if I'm on Facebook, what am I supposed to reply? "Yes, but its only for my special friends."
post #118 of 5418
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Originally Posted by Rambo View Post
How's that any different than PM'ing you fruits all the time? Plus, when somebody inevitably asks me if I'm on Facebook, what am I supposed to reply? "Yes, but its only for my special friends."

yes
post #119 of 5418
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Originally Posted by Rambo View Post
How's that any different than PM'ing you fruits all the time? Plus, when somebody inevitably asks me if I'm on Facebook, what am I supposed to reply? "Yes, but its only for my special friends."

I tell people that I only add people I actually know
post #120 of 5418
Can someone tell me what a ham loaf is?
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