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Things your dumb friends post on facebook

post #1 of 5456
Thread Starter 
It's about time to make a thread about this. Here's my submission:

I found the girl I took to HS prom on FB. We were FB friends for a while and only chatted a few times. About a month ago she updated her status. "I had the best orgasm this morning!".
post #2 of 5456
Orgasms aren't dumb.
post #3 of 5456
A (male) friend of our XC student posted "I like anal".

I nearly replied with a healthy dose of snark, then thought better. I think he just left his computer unattended.
post #4 of 5456
"lol he said --> you know you fat when you use cheat codes for Wii Fit." "Nothing larger than a Smedium shirt is allowed in Starbucks #PhenomBlak" "I just ran over a possum for having a human face"
post #5 of 5456
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Originally Posted by Neo_Version 7 View Post
Orgasms aren't dumb.

This may be the only intelligent thing Neo has ever posted, but damned if he didn't knock it out of the park.
post #6 of 5456
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Originally Posted by Neo_Version 7 View Post
Orgasms aren't dumb.

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Originally Posted by MrG View Post
This may be the only intelligent thing Neo has ever posted, but damned if he didn't knock it out of the park.

You guys misread the OP. This thread is for things your dumb friends post, not dumb things your friends post.

He is highlighting this lass' Facebook posting not for its content, but for the clear idiot posting it.

post #7 of 5456
I hate when people post stupid motivational sayings. No one cares and no one is motivated by them, least of all the douchebags who like that lame status.
post #8 of 5456
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Originally Posted by intent View Post
You guys misread the OP. This thread is for things your dumb friends post, not dumb things your friends post.

He is highlighting this lass' Facebook posting not for its content, but for the clear idiot posting it.


dumb people are expected to post dumb things
post #9 of 5456
true story, I saw one of my female friends tagged in a photo (which was later untagged) of some chick fisting a strippers vag.... saved the pic, but had to delete it.
post #10 of 5456
there's this "friend" I know who keeps calling herself a "supermom".
post #11 of 5456
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Originally Posted by Nil View Post
I hate when people post stupid motivational sayings. No one cares and no one is motivated by them, least of all the douchebags who like that lame status.

Like a friend I have who damn near ends every single post with BE GREATER (the post is usual some motivational crap). I want to fucking slam my head into a wall every time I see that phrase.
post #12 of 5456
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Originally Posted by austerlitz View Post
true story, I saw one of my female friends tagged in a photo (which was later untagged) of some chick fisting a strippers vag.... saved the pic, but had to delete it.

you failed at the internet.
post #13 of 5456
There is a website for this. Failbook.
post #14 of 5456
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by Bean Counter View Post
There is a website for this. Failbook.

Too much of that is fake.
post #15 of 5456
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Originally Posted by acidboy View Post
there's this "friend" I know who keeps calling herself a "supermom".



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Originally Posted by impolyt_one View Post
you failed at the internet.

he sho' did
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