At my house such things are referred to as 'horse ass shoes'.
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As for the python - perhaps with a little mellowing and a more subtle sock choice you can avoid being mistaken for a 'flesh broker'..............but perhaps not.
I must admit I've been secretly lusting after these for a while though:

obviously I'm not going to throw the first stone.