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Originally Posted by
StephenHero 

^^this is a very very underrated 90's trend. awesome.
I remembered how loose and free the shorts were (the unlined versions) and I can't find the black versions but in my school it was the black checkered version f these:

the "loose and free" was the operative word... because the other trend of the early 90's was to pair the umbro shorts with boxer shorts... always raising the possibility of swamp ass and even better: exposing the sac and sausage when you lifted your leg.
Warning: Spoiler! (Click to show)loose umbro shorts were also was a boon for easy "clam digging" when your girlfriend wore them. like having a date after soccer practice
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Originally Posted by
acidboy 

I stole this issue from a guy down my street. I staked out his house, learned the mailman's schedules, and everything. I hid it inside my trumpet case, the only place I deemed safe. I later read that stealing/tampering with mail was a federal crime and was paranoid until I learned that the guy who lived down the street moved and his mail was left there accumulating for the whole summer (which sadly was only 2 more playboys).