ITT: We are in middle school again (or early-mid 90s appreciation threak) - Page 24

my cousin got SI but his dad would throw away the swimsuit issue. one year it slipped past him. the issue is still hidden in the house. and i know where it is

this is it 1995 BOOM!

One of my favorite scenes! I can go without Sly's bare ass but early to mid 90's Sharon Stone, Hell Yes!!


Awwww yeaaaahhh! Me and a buddy used to do shit like that. It was either that or because at the time he had a rental card, we'd go to Home Video Express and usually rent the Friday The 13th movies because you could always count on some great nude shots in each movie. And being that we were in Middle School, and his card had a a limit of R rating, we couldn't rent the Unrated movies.

Another favorite of mine from the old spank bank as a youngster was:


Some seriously great sex scenes in it. Here's some trivia, "Maxim magazine singled it out as having the Best Sex Scenes in film history." I remember my mom and her boyfriend at the time had rented it, and they were watching it early in the evening. My brother and I were outside with our friends. I had come inside for something and caught a tiny glimpse of Jane March nude (I think it was the shower scene). That's all that was needed, I was dead set from there that I was going to watch that movie the next day when they were both at work and I did and it has lived with me ever since.

and you reminded me of another story, yaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy!!!

my buddy and i in 8th grade had this worked out. there was a ghetto video store up the block from his house. he had a card and his parents both worked on sunday. i know right! we would go every sunday and this was the routine.

1. try to look around like regular people

2. slip into the back room where they kept all the pornos and look at the VHS covers. then take one of the covers out and stare at it for a while. then leave it hidden behind another cover for some lucky kid to find later.

3. find anything that had sex and nudity and watch it (read fast forward to the good parts). return it. get another. we had about 4 hours to work with.

once we got a movie that ended up with no good action and zoomed through it in like half an hour. so we go back to return it and the clerk says, you just got this was there something wrong? she had a sly look in her eye. we said it didnt work or some shit and got another. close call right? there was one movie that was out grail but we never had the balls to bring it to the counter and rent it. the best we found was some randome soft core movie with bewb galore i dont recall the name.


here is the aforementioned dissapointment



here is the grail




good fucking times. metro if i ever meet you i owe a lot of drinks for starting this

Barb Wire! I remember when that movie was being filmed, I was anticipating it so bad (myself, like every other hot blooded male was in love with Pamela). I had a poster of the movie pinned to my wall. The nude scenes were great, the rest....meh. It's a guilty pleasure, though.

Great opening shot of Barb Wire


Show mothefucking Girls! Definitely, the Grail in middle school!

I remember the adult film section at the video store. It was behind a wall towards the side of the store and it had one opening, the wall was like a half circle so you couldn't see anything. When you walked towards it, you knew you were walking towards some forbidden place. I'd sneak in there from time to time and catch a glimpse of the video covers. I remember one time I walked into the video store to rent a movie and the clerk was the only one in there and he had one of the adult films playing on one of the TV's right in the middle of the store. So as I perused the movies, I watched what was going on on screen.


I can watch this movie, over and over again.



Vivica A. Fox as a stripper



+10000!

speaking of pam anderson and fapping... and which reminds me of that great great movie, 'blown away'

Wheezin' the juice

first it was these bad boys



then came these ones

someone please tell me this was posted and i somehow missed it. because if no, for shame 90s crew for shame







"thats gonna leave a mark" "did i catch a niner in there, what were you calling from a walkie talkie?"


and who could forget this scene?

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Rat burgers and weird non-contact sex. F-YEAH!

By the way you guys are old. Early mid-90s I was still at elementary school.

This is the best thread ever....(maybe after the confession one) Love that metros back in full effect! I seriously remember and had all his stuff.
Anyone remember KUNG fU: The legend continues... , bucky o'hare (theme song was weird and dope) those BEAR coats , hilfiger nautica dkny, the "DEATH" of superman (i got suckered in to that one) complete with the black armband

God, I remember going over to a friends house in HS to play pool and his dad had every Playboy going back to the 50s. I remember checking out the Marilyn Monroe issue. I wish I had been smart enough to buy his collection. Pool and Playboys made a dull town very tolerable for a bunch of 17 year old boys!

Light up shoes for the motherfucking WIN

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