This movie was a fucking disaster. It is indeed the pile of crap that they should make film students watch in order to learn all the things not to do when making a movie. The first 80 minutes were just actors reluctantly reading a play that I swore I wrote in 5th grade. Give me my royalties Michael Bay.
There are several M.Night level plot twists, notable for both their inconceivability and groan-inducing triteness.
Fuck everything about this movie. The 30-second IMAX pre-roll thing was better than the entire movie put together or any 30-second segment of it.
I think it has to take the place of the worst move I have ever seen (replacing alien vs. predator).