Haha. You forgot a couple. You also subsist on various rodents and small wildlife killed by passing automobiles, and you're frequently intoxicated on liquor made in your otherwise neglected bathtub. It's kinda funny that you're on SF actually, considering your wardrobe comprises entirely of soiled wife beaters, camouflage cargo pants, and trucker hats.
I, being originally from New Jersey, which smells everywhere like an open sewer pipe, am tanned like leather to an unnatural orange, reak of cheap cologne (to cover the smell of my state, I suppose), have greased, black hair, and am in the mafia. I also wear wife beaters, though mine tend to be Ed Hardy rather than Hanes, my diet is entirely pizza and chicken parm, and I have considerable trouble properly pronouncing the letter r
. I also disgrace NYC, as well as the rest of the country, with my existence.
Originally Posted by FLMountainMan
I got it. Well, being from "the South", I hate minorities, am slow of speech and mind, have a liking for intercourse with close relations, and am obese. People from LA are always groovy and really laid back, race riots notwithstanding.
And you, naturally, are drunk all the time, wrestle crocodiles, eat kangaroos, and hate foreigners. And wear lederhosen.