My application for being Jet Li's PA

i10casual · Apr 19, 2011

I worked out with on of Jet Li's brother in Houston about six years ago. I was pretty exciting. Sorry, I've been looking for somewhere to tell someone that ever since it happened. Nothing ever came up so I dumped it here. Viva wushu!

pebblegrain · Apr 19, 2011

are you a white gym teacher in asia? being Jet Li's PA sounds way more interesting

It doesn't seem like it would be that hard, you just serve his ass. I'm sure you can get the leftover groupies.

Don Carlos · Apr 19, 2011

Originally Posted by Eason

I don't think I could give up 4 of the prime years of my life, especially since it isn't even a job/career I'd enjoy... Well, it never hurts to have options.
Then don't apply for the job. That's what it will be. You are someone's total ***** for about four years in the hopes that he'll reward you after awhile. If that doesn't sound appealing, don't do it. You will be miserable and burn out. Don't be fooled by a sexy job description. You will be working for him 24/7/365, on call, to do pretty much anything shy of tying his shoelaces for him. Lots of scheduling, secretarial type work, coordination, and general stuff like that. You'll get some cool access and hang in some interesting circles, but if you're not interested in the long-term game, I don't think you'll survive long.

acidboy · Apr 19, 2011

Originally Posted by i10casual

I worked out with on of Jet Li's brother in Houston about six years ago. I was pretty exciting. Sorry, I've been looking for somewhere to tell someone that ever since it happened. Nothing ever came up so I dumped it here. Viva wushu!

Pantisocrat · Apr 19, 2011

Personally, I won't mind seeing Jet Li with with some white boy shining his shoes. It'd be art reverses life. Jet has made too many movies where he's a subject of colonial oppression

Eason · Apr 19, 2011

Originally Posted by Pantisocrat

Personally, I won't mind seeing Jet Li with with some white boy shining his shoes. It'd be art reverses life. Jet has made too many movies where he's a subject of colonial oppression

I'm not white or a gym teacher FFS. I lecture in Exercise Science, not blow a whistle and make bitches run like a track meet.

Pantisocrat · Apr 19, 2011

So are you more of a physical educator or an exercise scientist? Exercise Science has an echo of prestige to it. By the way, you've said you're white more times than I could remember. Don't lie man.

Originally Posted by Eason

I'm not white or a gym teacher FFS. I lecture in Exercise Science, not blow a whistle and make bitches run like a track meet.

jet · Apr 19, 2011

Eason I am disappointed to see this thread is not about me and instead some imposter.

APK · Apr 19, 2011

Where I send my resume for Jet PA?

acidboy · Apr 20, 2011

Originally Posted by Eason

I'm not white or a gym teacher FFS. I lecture in Exercise Science, not blow a whistle and make bitches run like a track meet.

yes. and he only wears the baseball cap, the tight white polo, navy blue thigh-high shorts, knee high socks and new balance sneakers during social settings.

ImaPro · Apr 20, 2011

I'd do it just to say I worked 'with' Jet Li,if you arent a ***** about it he will probably like you.

Mr Herbert · Apr 20, 2011

dont underrate the soft styles

Saturdays · Apr 20, 2011

Originally Posted by Eason

Yeah, it's for real. As I said, my brother actually knows the guy (ex-wushu competitor) and said if I actually wanted the job, he'd give him a call. Still though, I don't think I would actually want the job unless the pay was amazing. Being a personal assistant must suck- I like having time to do things like work out, have friends, bang girls/things that look like girls, or squeeze in 8 hours of sleep.

Even if it sucked, it would definitely not suck for Jet Li.
I would not mind doing this for Jet Li ever, he definitely looks like someone who has great qualities, a good sense of humor, and can possibly have you do interesting things daily.
If he paid me $1 a year (but expenses were paid for), I would probably do it and prove myself to him and then I'm sure after the first year he would be like just kidding here's $100,000 for being ******* awesome.
I can see him doing that.

Eason · Apr 20, 2011

Originally Posted by Pantisocrat

So are you more of a physical educator or an exercise scientist? Exercise Science has an echo of prestige to it. By the way, you've said you're white more times than I could remember. Don't lie man.

I can't be white, I'm a Jew. I'm into the science, anatomy, physiology, endocrinology, etc.

Matt · Apr 20, 2011

Originally Posted by Eason

I can't be white, I'm a Jew. I'm into the science, anatomy, physiology, endocrinology, etc.
and plunging necklines on your V-necks...

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