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Don Carlos 
LOL, you've got your history kind of screwed up. Like how you screwed up until we saved your asses in the Franco-Prussian War. If it wasn't for me, you'd be speaking Franco-Prussian right now, bitch tits. Sincerely, America (Fuck Yeah)
Stop getting your history lessons from Rambo movies, Don. Try a history book. I know, in Hollywood it's difficult to separate fact from fiction perhaps (either that, or your education system needs a serious overhaul, and I mean really: Franco-Prussian war? Wasn't in that one, nor am I from France-try again). Oh, and love how America fucked the Native North Americans-lovely token of appreciation for all their help and assistance during the Independence War, not to mention those Natives who had their lands stolen from the beginning, during and to this day still not paid for the seizures, despite promises dating back before Lincoln (oh, the fucking that goes on down there, indeed). Sigh, but that's ancient history, beg-borrow-and-steal (who needs to balance books, if you never intend on paying for it, right). But I digress... Ever hear of the Spanish-American War? Of course you did; do you speak Spanish? No? You're fucking welcome, moron. Canada 1, America 0. Do be sure to share your version with the Montreal women--but be careful, most have hockey sticks and they assuredly know how to use them ... let us know how that goes ... lucky for you, goalie pads and other protective hockey gear's on sale this time of year
