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post #31 of 36
4/8/11 at 8:55pm
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Originally Posted by willpower View Post
You don't feel at least slightly flattered ?

i would. i'd leave some cheap underwear out to have someone steal. so next time im at the gym he's stalking me and having perv thoughts about me . thatd be cool.
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post #32 of 36
4/8/11 at 11:06pm
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post #33 of 36
4/9/11 at 1:03am
A good ten years ago, right about the time I was studying for the bar exam, I had a short term fling with a girl from Pittsburgh who had a nice place on the UWS. I was living in Queens at the time, so it was a huge pain in the ass to drive to 81st and Amsterdam to find a parking spot and get laid. Typically (and for good reason) she refused to come to my place to see me. In any event, when the relationship had run its course, I was getting wasted at some B&T bar on the East side and she called for a little Snodgrass lovin', so I cabbed it to her place and promptly obliged. I awoke early and still half-wasted. She was fast asleep. So I quietly dressed and just before letting myself out, grabbed her secretion-soaked thong and left. I kept them for longer than I'd care to admit. And, yes, they smelled awesome.

OK, I feel better that I got that off my chest.
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post #34 of 36
4/9/11 at 2:36pm
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post #35 of 36
4/10/11 at 3:04pm
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Originally Posted by LesterSnodgrass View Post
A good ten years ago, right about the time I was studying for the bar exam, I had a short term fling with a girl from Pittsburgh who had a nice place on the UWS. I was living in Queens at the time, so it was a huge pain in the ass to drive to 81st and Amsterdam to find a parking spot and get laid. Typically (and for good reason) she refused to come to my place to see me. In any event, when the relationship had run its course, I was getting wasted at some B&T bar on the East side and she called for a little Snodgrass lovin', so I cabbed it to her place and promptly obliged. I awoke early and still half-wasted. She was fast asleep. So I quietly dressed and just before letting myself out, grabbed her secretion-soaked thong and left. I kept them for longer than I'd care to admit. And, yes, they smelled awesome.

OK, I feel better that I got that off my chest.

Uhmmmm... What ever happened to them..
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post #36 of 36
4/10/11 at 3:05pm
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Originally Posted by Henry Boogers View Post
So I started going to a gym near my building downtown because they closed the one IN my building. Nice gym, but full of strange people.

Anyhow, today I get done lifting and head to the showers, leaving my underwear on top of my gym bag by my locker....no one else near my locker.

Come back a few minutes later and it's gone. Search all around and nothing, so I politely inquire "where the f*ck are my underwear"? A guy walks over and says "I though it seemed strange but I saw a guy in spandex walked over and stuff them in his bag on his way out".

Seriously? WTF?

Well at least he didn't sniff them then walk away with them.
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