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How do you spot the Triathlete at your office?

post #1 of 30
4/1/11 at 3:00pm
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Let me answer my own question. You don't. They fucking tell you about it at every opportunity.

And by 'triathlete' i mean an unathletic poon who runs 9-minute miles.

This may also apply to marathon 'runners' with awesome 4-hour times.
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post #2 of 30
4/1/11 at 3:07pm
great point. I have a buddy who runs marathons...and thats ALL he talks about. in the fucking winter even.
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post #3 of 30
4/1/11 at 3:15pm
Only thing worse is straight cyclists. ughhhhhhhhhh. If you won't shut the fuck up about your bike it better be a Triumph or a Harley.
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post #4 of 30
4/1/11 at 3:16pm
Yea I've got a lot of respect for triathletes, but they are almost like x-fitters with their allegiance to their 'sport' and its superiority. Regardless of their inferior athleticism.
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post #5 of 30
4/1/11 at 3:18pm
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Originally Posted by rjmaiorano View Post
Yea I've got a lot of respect for triathletes, but they are almost like x-fitters with their allegiance to their 'sport' and its superiority. Regardless of their inferior athleticism.

I play REAL sports....im not trying to be the best at excersizing.
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post #6 of 30
4/1/11 at 3:34pm
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post #7 of 30
4/1/11 at 3:36pm
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I play REAL sports....im not trying to be the best at excersizing.

Kenny Powers is awesome.
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post #8 of 30
4/1/11 at 3:38pm
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Originally Posted by harvey_birdman View Post
Kenny Powers is awesome.

So glad you caught that. Very nice harv.
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post #9 of 30
4/1/11 at 3:46pm
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Originally Posted by harvey_birdman View Post
Kenny Powers is awesome.

Yes, yes he is. In fact, I want to turn this thread into a Kenny Powers quote thread.

"Listen here you beautiful bitch, I'm about to fuck you up with some truth."

"That's how the black plague started, in a little, disgusting bird bath like that...where rats had sex with birds and invented a whole new kind of AIDS."

quoted from memory, probably wrong.
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post #10 of 30
4/1/11 at 3:53pm
I'm the man who has the ball. I'm the man who can throw it faster than fuck. So that is why i am better than everyone in the world. Kiss my ass and suck my dick... everyone.
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post #11 of 30
4/1/11 at 3:56pm
The RubeSister™ is a marathoner. No, she is a former marathoner. Now she is a "tri". She even works in a store called "Tri". She looks like an anorexic meth-head and is bat-shit crazy. Toss in the constant talk about splits and fucking swims and oh my gawd I want to kill myself. 'Cause, you know, my weak ass could never kill her.
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post #12 of 30
4/1/11 at 4:03pm
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Originally Posted by Kenny Powers
If there's one thing I hate in this life, it's losing. If there's two things I hate, it's losing and getting cancer.

Brilliance. Kenny Powers was Charlie Sheen before Charlie Sheen.
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post #13 of 30
4/1/11 at 4:04pm
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Originally Posted by munchausen View Post
Yes, yes he is. In fact, I want to turn this thread into a Kenny Powers quote thread.

"Listen here you beautiful bitch, I'm about to fuck you up with some truth."

"That's how the black plague started, in a little, disgusting bird bath like that...where rats had sex with birds and invented a whole new kind of AIDS."

quoted from memory, probably wrong.

spot on. Ive been wanting to use this in a WAYWT thread...

i know that one of us has their own personal stylist, and the other one shoplifts their shit from the fashion bug.
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post #14 of 30
4/1/11 at 4:24pm
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Originally Posted by harvey_birdman View Post
Brilliance. Kenny Powers was Charlie Sheen before Charlie Sheen.

wow. This is some fucking sacrilege.
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post #15 of 30
4/1/11 at 5:15pm
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Originally Posted by Dakota rube View Post
The RubeSister™ is a marathoner. No, she is a former marathoner. Now she is a "tri". She even works in a store called "Tri". She looks like an anorexic meth-head and is bat-shit crazy. Toss in the constant talk about splits and fucking swims and oh my gawd I want to kill myself. 'Cause, you know, my weak ass could never kill her.
Damn, man - I'm sorry to hear this. Generally I try to keep these sorts of things to myself, except when I'm in Understanding Company - and even then I try to not say a whole lot. For some reason, it's kinda personal to me. Oh, and I don't have any of those fucking stickers on my car. No 13.1, no 26.2, and certainly no USA-T
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