You guys are totally overdoing it. You should be ashamed of having a penis . Unlike hipsters, I prefer modesty, discretion and integrity. I don't appreciate excessity to the point of being unique.
I'm in the process of manufacturing glasses, that when worn make everything and everyone appear black and white. I think this is a great way to cut down on the recent gross out pour of individuality and boost conformity. The result ultimately being a better society of oneness. I'm thinking a good name for them would be: Undividuality. Quite brilliant I think, would they be of any interest to anyone around these parts?