Crusty will be selling [only the most tasteful] relics after Midnight Mass.
Looking wonderful, UC, especially the dickie.
Yes, I have some relics of St. Cuthbert, patron saint of natural fibers, which, if hung in your closet, will purge all polyesters from your wardrobe, and a large reliquary of the thigh bone of Saint Marcy of Syms, a great rarity (partially because she's not dead yet), the patron saint of never paying full retail. It even comes on a rolling stand, so that the owner can wheel it around a store, and it will inevitably find the owner something in his (or her) size marked down at least 50%.
The Barney's fiasco was that they misrepresented the English size of the shoes they were selling. So even though everyone knew their English to size, everyone got a half size too large until they figured out what was going on. Not cool.