Aportnoy, that's stunning.
Ping, great whistle - how about a nice rich colour in that tie? I fear all that grey will make you look pale.
Don, nice trousers.
Gianni: I appreciate that you are both the premier artisanal tie-maker of this community, and very Italian. Normal parameters can be dismissed then, as you are a bold walking advertisement for your magnificent craft. I will only add that, should (God forbid), your train fall into the sea, your body would be the first spotted by rescuers, at considerable distance. Nice shirt and suit by the look of it, too. :)