You are an idiot. Congratulations on looking like an ignorant, low-class rube in professional circles. No use in trying to help the hopeless.
Let us all take another look at this well-fitting suit in all its sartorial glory:
In spite of your ridiculous and defensive attitude, I think you are to be commended for employing a tailor that is both blind and mentally handicapped. Also, bless you...finally Mens Wearhouse salesmen have someone to look down on.
Are you done?