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I think this is great. I'm the only person who gave it a thumbs-up (though a couple of others later posted in its favour too) but it totally works on its own terms. Sure, to some SFers - and also to a not inconsiderable portion of the wider world - it will undoubtedly come across as douchey in the extreme. But on its own terms - a flashy, louche, entertaining, conspicuously consumptive sketch - it works 110%. It's blatantly, crassly, perfectly, divisive from the hair to the pinky ring; sociological and sartorial Marmite. And that's why it's great.
On a more pedestrian note: