put guns in hands of scantily clad mail order bride. instant win.
sander - looks real good. personally though, id have the pants cuffed instead of rolled. ymmv.
You're absolutely right. These are no "serious" chinos, actually I don't like to wear them in a more formal setting like this one. The leg opening is too narrow, they look silly without a crease... My "serious" dress chinos have a larger leg opening, creases and proper cuffs.