"My agitated frozen lactose-based beverage attracts all the young chaps to trespass the grasslands under my possession
The general consensus of individuals of male gender concurs that the product in question is of vastly superior quality to your offer"
I'm pretty sure this song is about blowjobs, though...
The song, I believe, is more about mammary glands of an attractive size and shape, and how they might be used to bamboozle the male of the species. Your interjection of oral sex seems to be entirely psychological projection on your part - perhaps you've fallen under the young lady's spell . . .
But how do you explain the last line of the hook?
Roughly paraphrased as: "I could provide elucidation, but I would require remuneration"
Clearly you can't teach mammary glands!