You may defenestrate the dogs only if: 1). You are in Prague; 2). The dogs are Catholic; 3). You are Protestant; and 4). You wish to re-start the Thirty Years War.
Besides, they're not only dachshunds, but long-haired dachshunds, the friendlier (by far) variant of said pooches (the smooth-coated ones have no personalities, in my limited experience).