I knew this was the basis of your objection, but you're overthinking it. I stand by my suggestion of a smaller dose of whatever it is you're smoking.
Yes, yes, I could do that. Or you could drink the Kool-Aid, swing by Golden Gate Park, and come mix metaphors with us.
EDIT: I don't recall SF all that well. My last visit was in 2007. Is Golden Gate Park where smelly hippie types walk around muttering "nuggets" under their breath when a clean cut looking fellow like myself walks past?
RTW - Eidos is a new brand concept from the Isaia family launching next fall, much like Sartorio for Kiton: slightly younger, full canvas construction with less handwork but a really tremendous value. Suiting starts at 1295 and jackets start at 895.
Exciting stuff! Already bugging my local store about it.