I wasn't so sure about starting wearing DB, because of my age (20), but i feel good in this and i hope i look the same
Ye gods! The be-nippled blazer, the hideous trousers, all that Justin Bieber shit on your wrist...I am lost for words! Er...I kind of like the pocket square.
As for your signature, I've just noticed the rest of it. Derek, we all like animals, and we all have our "private moments", but for the love of God, no sentence should include "jack off" and "play with your dog" in proximity.