HOF: What Are You Wearing Right Now - Part III - Page 2800

It’s the end of the world as we know it. And if we’re going down, I’m doing it in Cucinelli, motherfucker.

Brunello Cucinelli cotton windowpane SC (unseen suede elbow patches)
Finamore
Kiton wool cashmere 7 fold
Brunello Cucinelli cotton PS
Creed Aventus
J. Crew
Beater rain Alden shells

Oh how I covet thy red tartan trou!

Why?
Did you get accepted to Clown College?

Yes! They are so good it's just bonkers.

Dude - I'm the Dean Emeritus of Clown College!

There's some Greenfield, Napolisumisura, Vanda, and vintage Florsheim in this pic. Plus thats a real-live cane. If I had remembered to wear a bunch of shit on my wrist or if Ambrosi had made my pants, I'm pretty sure I'd be eligible for some sort of Styleforum award

+1

colossally douchey or no?

i got them as a gift lol

strong douchery.

figured as much

Yes. Unless you're at a PCA event.

I dont know about you guys but I think that knitted Chewy suit is all kinds of awesome. I need one of those.

If you drive a Porsche, douchey. If you don't, pathetic.

yeah i have a 911 turbo, but i see your point

I think some slack should be cut due to you being a Porsche owner, as they are quite subtle. If they were the badge of an ancient British golf club that you found in a thrift store you would be getting praise. It's just the baggage that comes with having a 911 that turns the praise into disdain. Still not as bad as dropping BMW key fobs on the bar!